"Have a Happy Dappy New Yearz!"

Happy New Year'z everyone! Just wanted to tell you all what we do here in Buzdekastanopia.

"You don't wanna know what Buzdekastanopians do on New Year's, but I'll tell you anyway. We get this giant cake, and fill it with dead rats, then we force someone to eat it. Of course, in Buzdekastanopia, it is considered an honor to be the EATER OF RATS on a very special day. Oh, and there are no forks or spoons. They have to use their hands. And just for fun, we throw in some live ones in there. And we make sure that they have rabies. One time, this one guy swallowed a live one, and it had rabies, and it bit his esophagus and liver as it was going down. Yeah, he is kinda sick now!"
~From SEGA8BIT.COM

I also wrote a song that I am going to sing at the annual New Year's tree lighting. It goes a-little something a-like uh-this!

Have a happy dappy New Year'z!
I hope it's very fun.
Have a happy dappy New Year'z!
And now the song's over!

Did you like it? I did. It took me a week to write. It's very hard to write when you have religious thoughts on your mind. Yeah, I'm trying to be more religious. That's why I sold all my belongings and gave the money to the poor, which happened to be me at the time, so I gave myself all my money. I bought a pretty nice Hummer with it. I also gotz a private jet.

So, in conclusion, I just want to wish you all a Happy Dappy New Yearz!

PS
Every New Yearz, I shave off my beard, so it can grow back! It's like magic! Who knew? I am SO not posting a picture!

"Ye Has Quivered Me Cupcakes!"

That's right. My SEGA Master System, I mean, Kersploschki, is broken. Trans-Brutha and I were trying to fix it, because one of the controller ports didn't work, so we opened it up and took a look inside. Now it gets no power. Crap.

Peace. Love. The Gap.