That's right! Summer's coming, and the TransButtah is back and better than ever! That means a lot more blog posts! Wootith wootith! Booyah skeedadee! Vroom vroom!
Now, before I begin, I would like you all to watch this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BxWKIXIyL1g
It's like god on steroids. But with a banana. Also watch this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KKTDRqQtPO8
LOL! I lovezorz that song! WHITE CHICKS AND GANG SIGNS! G-G-G-GANG SIGNS!
Okay, so my brother and my homies over at the Sega8Bit forum say that Gary the Banana is not funny. How can they do this? It's like a sin to not love Gary! I memorized all the words.
So the real reason I'm back is because I finally got my computer back from that evil demon lemon duck that came in one night and stole my house.
It kinda went like this. I'm sleeping all snug in my bed, with visions of rat cakes dancing in my head, when all of a sudden to my surprise, an evil duck staring at my from my window, did arise. He squirted some lemon juice in my face, and then we decided to have a crab walking race. Then the duck died. Then woke up from a slumber. Then stabbed me. And then stole my computer. After racing around the world, I finally caught up with him, and pulled his ears off his head. I got my laptop back!
So that's ma storay. Oh, and I saw Shrek the Third yestadia! It was prooty gewd. The second one was better in ma opini-onion, though.
So, I better get back to shaving my back hair. Away, hi-ho-Silver, ride!
Yngwie Malsteen rules your life.
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Thursday, January 11, 2007
"BECAUSE IT'S MIDNITE!"
Howdy! Limozeen has to be the coolest band in the world. And if you don't know who they are, just...just go lock yourself in a closet before someone else does it for you!
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
"I Think I Forgot How to Poop!"
How do you like the blog's new look? I like it! Pretty cool, ain't it? Now you can access all the blog posts from the sidebar!
Doesn't look like anyone posted any comments...I guess I'm hated.
Doesn't the guy from Urban Dance Squad sound like Kermit the Frog? I think so. It's a cool song, though. There have been some really weird singers in the world...Like Fred Schneider, and almost every metal singer. Strangely, I like them all. I am listening to "Deeper Shade of Soul" right now!
Well, I guess gotta go now. The garbage man's gonna come around any time, and I gotta go scare him, then hide in the back of his truck!
Doesn't look like anyone posted any comments...I guess I'm hated.
Doesn't the guy from Urban Dance Squad sound like Kermit the Frog? I think so. It's a cool song, though. There have been some really weird singers in the world...Like Fred Schneider, and almost every metal singer. Strangely, I like them all. I am listening to "Deeper Shade of Soul" right now!
Well, I guess gotta go now. The garbage man's gonna come around any time, and I gotta go scare him, then hide in the back of his truck!
Monday, January 08, 2007
"I say, Squire! Where Art My Peaches and Cream?"
Hello, again. My name is the wonderful, wonderful, and oh so hansom TransButtah.
Hey, I forgot to tell you all! The nice folks over at SEGA8Bit dot com just gave me a free email address! It's TransButtah@@Sega8Bit.(com). I added all those weird things (the other @ and the (com), for all you people who are stupid!) so that spammers don't find me address! TransButtah rules! O'Doyle rules! I rule!
I wish I were popular. :-( I feel like nobody reads this blog! You know what? If you read this blog, post a comment on this post! Woohoo!
Hey, I wonder what happened to my RuneScape account. It's probably still there. They never get around to deleting accounts over at JaGex, or whatever the name of the company is that includes two guys who haven't showered in weeks living in their moms' basements, on their Linux-powered Mac Vistas, eating donuts and krumpets all day!
Speaking of donuts and krumpets, have any of you had Dunkin' Donuts' new white hot chocolate? Lemme tell ya, that stuff is gooooood! It's so good, I would probably pay that crazy old guy who lives in the alleyway next to your uncle's apartment, just for a cup! You know, the one who the cops are always keeping an eye on because they suspect him of selling drugs, yet he keeps saying it's parsley. Yeah, him. And his dog, too, you know, the smelly one.
You know, I just read on Yahoo! that the white hot chocolate comes with whip'ped creme! I didn't get none!
Ever have chocolate whipped creme? That stuff is chocolatastic! Oh, and now Dunkin' Donuts has cookies, too. I gotsta try one of those, too. I really like their Boston Creme donuts, and the marble frosted, too. Yum yum, too. Why am I adding "too" to the end of everything, too?
Well, I gotta go complain to that fat lady who makes the donuts at Dunkin' Donuts. You know, Rita! Fat ladies names are always Rita. That's why most of Kentucky is populated by people named Rita. I'm off!
Peace, and don't forget to make the donuts! And cookies, now, too. And white hot chocolate.
Hey, I forgot to tell you all! The nice folks over at SEGA8Bit dot com just gave me a free email address! It's TransButtah@@Sega8Bit.(com). I added all those weird things (the other @ and the (com), for all you people who are stupid!) so that spammers don't find me address! TransButtah rules! O'Doyle rules! I rule!
I wish I were popular. :-( I feel like nobody reads this blog! You know what? If you read this blog, post a comment on this post! Woohoo!
Hey, I wonder what happened to my RuneScape account. It's probably still there. They never get around to deleting accounts over at JaGex, or whatever the name of the company is that includes two guys who haven't showered in weeks living in their moms' basements, on their Linux-powered Mac Vistas, eating donuts and krumpets all day!
Speaking of donuts and krumpets, have any of you had Dunkin' Donuts' new white hot chocolate? Lemme tell ya, that stuff is gooooood! It's so good, I would probably pay that crazy old guy who lives in the alleyway next to your uncle's apartment, just for a cup! You know, the one who the cops are always keeping an eye on because they suspect him of selling drugs, yet he keeps saying it's parsley. Yeah, him. And his dog, too, you know, the smelly one.
You know, I just read on Yahoo! that the white hot chocolate comes with whip'ped creme! I didn't get none!
Ever have chocolate whipped creme? That stuff is chocolatastic! Oh, and now Dunkin' Donuts has cookies, too. I gotsta try one of those, too. I really like their Boston Creme donuts, and the marble frosted, too. Yum yum, too. Why am I adding "too" to the end of everything, too?
Well, I gotta go complain to that fat lady who makes the donuts at Dunkin' Donuts. You know, Rita! Fat ladies names are always Rita. That's why most of Kentucky is populated by people named Rita. I'm off!
Peace, and don't forget to make the donuts! And cookies, now, too. And white hot chocolate.
Monday, January 01, 2007
"Mmm...Mmm...Ratlicious!!!"
Mmm...Fresh from the oven! Who wants rat cakes? I actually made this one for my TransBrutha, at the request of Krooper13 on the Sega8Bit forum. Maybe I'll make him one, too!
Yeah, we got the Sega Master System working. Turns out we were using the wrong power cord. We were using the NES'! Whoduthunk?!?
So we also finally beat the dragon in the second maze of Golden Axe Warrior. You know, SEGA's Zelda rip-off! To get some help, I called Stan Stepanic with the magic Stepanland Call of Staniel! Here's pretty much how it went:
I scream "STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN STEPAAAAAAAAAAANIC!" He didn't show up. Perhaps I should have used the call of the old-world Stepanland order : "Stanthias Stepenix!" Maybe he would have come then.
"Where's a Loser with a Devil's Haircut At, Baby?"
Happy New Yearz! The guy from yesterday is kinda sick, now.
As you can see, I cleverly combined several Beck songs into one in the title of this post. Pure genious!
As you can see, I cleverly combined several Beck songs into one in the title of this post. Pure genious!
Sunday, December 31, 2006
"Have a Happy Dappy New Yearz!"
Happy New Year'z everyone! Just wanted to tell you all what we do here in Buzdekastanopia.
"You don't wanna know what Buzdekastanopians do on New Year's, but I'll tell you anyway. We get this giant cake, and fill it with dead rats, then we force someone to eat it. Of course, in Buzdekastanopia, it is considered an honor to be the EATER OF RATS on a very special day. Oh, and there are no forks or spoons. They have to use their hands. And just for fun, we throw in some live ones in there. And we make sure that they have rabies. One time, this one guy swallowed a live one, and it had rabies, and it bit his esophagus and liver as it was going down. Yeah, he is kinda sick now!"
~From SEGA8BIT.COM
I also wrote a song that I am going to sing at the annual New Year's tree lighting. It goes a-little something a-like uh-this!
Have a happy dappy New Year'z!
I hope it's very fun.
Have a happy dappy New Year'z!
And now the song's over!
Did you like it? I did. It took me a week to write. It's very hard to write when you have religious thoughts on your mind. Yeah, I'm trying to be more religious. That's why I sold all my belongings and gave the money to the poor, which happened to be me at the time, so I gave myself all my money. I bought a pretty nice Hummer with it. I also gotz a private jet.
So, in conclusion, I just want to wish you all a Happy Dappy New Yearz!
PS
Every New Yearz, I shave off my beard, so it can grow back! It's like magic! Who knew? I am SO not posting a picture!
"You don't wanna know what Buzdekastanopians do on New Year's, but I'll tell you anyway. We get this giant cake, and fill it with dead rats, then we force someone to eat it. Of course, in Buzdekastanopia, it is considered an honor to be the EATER OF RATS on a very special day. Oh, and there are no forks or spoons. They have to use their hands. And just for fun, we throw in some live ones in there. And we make sure that they have rabies. One time, this one guy swallowed a live one, and it had rabies, and it bit his esophagus and liver as it was going down. Yeah, he is kinda sick now!"
~From SEGA8BIT.COM
I also wrote a song that I am going to sing at the annual New Year's tree lighting. It goes a-little something a-like uh-this!
Have a happy dappy New Year'z!
I hope it's very fun.
Have a happy dappy New Year'z!
And now the song's over!
Did you like it? I did. It took me a week to write. It's very hard to write when you have religious thoughts on your mind. Yeah, I'm trying to be more religious. That's why I sold all my belongings and gave the money to the poor, which happened to be me at the time, so I gave myself all my money. I bought a pretty nice Hummer with it. I also gotz a private jet.
So, in conclusion, I just want to wish you all a Happy Dappy New Yearz!
PS
Every New Yearz, I shave off my beard, so it can grow back! It's like magic! Who knew? I am SO not posting a picture!
Saturday, December 30, 2006
"Ye Has Quivered Me Cupcakes!"
That's right. My SEGA Master System, I mean, Kersploschki, is broken. Trans-Brutha and I were trying to fix it, because one of the controller ports didn't work, so we opened it up and took a look inside. Now it gets no power. Crap.
Peace. Love. The Gap.
Peace. Love. The Gap.
Friday, August 25, 2006
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Monday, August 21, 2006
Friday, August 18, 2006
"Who Wants to be a Superhero in a Nutshell!!!"
Behold, my most favoritest show ever! Who Wants to be a Superhero, Stan Lee's latest, greatest, and most SUPER invention yet! And now, it is time for me to wrap what I have seen up in a nutshell, with chocolate on top, a cherry, and cool-whip.
Let's meet the characters...
Nitro G - He's awesome, he was voted off second, though. :-(
Major Victory - Ooh! Mr. Shiny Pants! Just a little quote from him! :-) He's the man...The superman!
Cell Phone Girl - She harnesses the powers of cell phones! SHE NEVER ROAMS!!!
Levity - He got voted off, sadly, because he said he was going to make action figures of himself. Who wouldn't!?
Creature - She harnesses the powers of creatures!!! :-) She also has a whip! :-)
Feedback - This guy better watch out. The Dark Enforcer said he's gonna get this guy!
Lemuria - No, she doesn't have the powers of lemures. She does have a shiny suit, though!
Fat Momma - She is the awesomest. She has donuts on her belt! AND A THEME SONG!
Iron Enforcer - This guy has one cool gun. It's a proton-plasma, with laser side cannons, and heat-seeking targets. I dunno. I made that part up.
Monkey Woman - She has monkey powers, but sadly revealed her identity as an actress.
Tyveculus - WHAT IS THIS TREACHERY? I feel bad for him though, because he didn't get a real costume change! Can anyone spell "unfair"? U-N-F-A-I-R!
Rotiart - Rotiart backwards is TRAITOR!
Stan Lee - Creator of the show. He keeps an eye on the superheroes.
Dark Enforcer - MWAHAHA! We'll get to him later...
But first, Fat Momma's theme song!
First Episode - Rotiart is sent as a spy for Stan, and finds out about Levity making action figures when all the superheroes arrive. Stan makes him leave. :-( So soon! Then, the superheroes first challenge is to run as fast as they can through this shopping center thing. Secretly, without telling the contestants, Stan puts a crying little girl who lost her mom in the middle of the course. Almost all of the superheroes run past her, but she was the real test. So Nitro G gets voted off.
And now I don't feel like writing anymore. So...Oh, well.
Let's meet the characters...
Nitro G - He's awesome, he was voted off second, though. :-(
Major Victory - Ooh! Mr. Shiny Pants! Just a little quote from him! :-) He's the man...The superman!
Cell Phone Girl - She harnesses the powers of cell phones! SHE NEVER ROAMS!!!
Levity - He got voted off, sadly, because he said he was going to make action figures of himself. Who wouldn't!?
Creature - She harnesses the powers of creatures!!! :-) She also has a whip! :-)
Feedback - This guy better watch out. The Dark Enforcer said he's gonna get this guy!
Lemuria - No, she doesn't have the powers of lemures. She does have a shiny suit, though!
Fat Momma - She is the awesomest. She has donuts on her belt! AND A THEME SONG!
Iron Enforcer - This guy has one cool gun. It's a proton-plasma, with laser side cannons, and heat-seeking targets. I dunno. I made that part up.
Monkey Woman - She has monkey powers, but sadly revealed her identity as an actress.
Tyveculus - WHAT IS THIS TREACHERY? I feel bad for him though, because he didn't get a real costume change! Can anyone spell "unfair"? U-N-F-A-I-R!
Rotiart - Rotiart backwards is TRAITOR!
Stan Lee - Creator of the show. He keeps an eye on the superheroes.
Dark Enforcer - MWAHAHA! We'll get to him later...
But first, Fat Momma's theme song!
So let's learn a bit about the show. The contestants go through challenges, and Stan eliminates the ones who lose. Here's a bit more...The winner will get a comic book and SciFi Channel Movie. Oh, and notice how Major Victory dances...
First Episode - Rotiart is sent as a spy for Stan, and finds out about Levity making action figures when all the superheroes arrive. Stan makes him leave. :-( So soon! Then, the superheroes first challenge is to run as fast as they can through this shopping center thing. Secretly, without telling the contestants, Stan puts a crying little girl who lost her mom in the middle of the course. Almost all of the superheroes run past her, but she was the real test. So Nitro G gets voted off.
And now I don't feel like writing anymore. So...Oh, well.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
"Oops, I Made Iced Tea!"
Recently, I got to interview a virtual Mister T (Not really him) using the Talk to Mister T at http://www.astonishingtales.com/askmrt/
Here is how it went...
You: Hello, Mr. T! Can I Ask You A Question?
Mr T: Talk To Mr T! He'll Fix You Good!
You: You'll Fix Me Good? What?
Mr T: Your Questions Make No Sense. Fool!
You: Actually, My Question Does Make Sense!
Mr T: What Makes You Think It's Yours?
You: Oh, My Gosh! Mr. T! Stop!
Mr T: What Makes You Think It's Yours?
You: Okay. Let's Start Over.
Mr T: You're Crazy. Fool!
You: My Name Is Transbuttah!
Mr T: Only A Fool Treasures Their Belongings
You: That...that Was Very Off-topic!
Mr T: Kids. Stay In School!
You: Umm...
Mr T: I Was Clubber Lang! I Kicked Rocky's Short Butt.
You: Yes, Yes, You Did Kick Rocky's Butt!
Mr T: We're Not Talking About Me. Fool.
You: Actually, I Was Talking About You.
Mr T: We're Not Talking About Me. Fool.
You: Let's Start Again, Once More.
Mr T: Don't Use Drugs.
You: Okay. My Name Is Transbuttah.
Mr T: You Seem Confused About Where You Are Heading In Life.
You: Can I Ask You A Few Questions?
Mr T: You Seem More Concerned About Me Than Your Own Fool Ass.
You: Well, Transbuttah, I Mean I, Do Adore You!
Mr T: You Seem More Concerned About Me Than Your Own Fool Ass.
You: When Did You Give Up Your Gold Chains And Bling?
Mr T: Your Questions Make No Sense. Fool!
You: Stop!
Mr T: Drink Your Milk. Milk Makes You Strong!
You: Yes, It Does! I Drink My Milk! Okay?
Mr T: Crazy Fool! Why Do You Think So?
You: Okay! That's It! I'm Leaving!
Mr T: Fool! Lots Of People Are Leaving
You: Good! You'll Be Alone!
Mr T: Why Do You Insist On Acting Like A Crazy Fool?
You: Crap! Crap! Crap!
Mr T: You're So Upside-down In The Head That You Probably Think Knight Rider Could Beat The A Team! Make Sense. Sucka. Think About What You Say.
You: Goodbye, Mr. T!
Mr T: See You Next Time.
You: Jerk...
Mr T: Don't Use Drugs.
Here is how it went...
You: Hello, Mr. T! Can I Ask You A Question?
Mr T: Talk To Mr T! He'll Fix You Good!
You: You'll Fix Me Good? What?
Mr T: Your Questions Make No Sense. Fool!
You: Actually, My Question Does Make Sense!
Mr T: What Makes You Think It's Yours?
You: Oh, My Gosh! Mr. T! Stop!
Mr T: What Makes You Think It's Yours?
You: Okay. Let's Start Over.
Mr T: You're Crazy. Fool!
You: My Name Is Transbuttah!
Mr T: Only A Fool Treasures Their Belongings
You: That...that Was Very Off-topic!
Mr T: Kids. Stay In School!
You: Umm...
Mr T: I Was Clubber Lang! I Kicked Rocky's Short Butt.
You: Yes, Yes, You Did Kick Rocky's Butt!
Mr T: We're Not Talking About Me. Fool.
You: Actually, I Was Talking About You.
Mr T: We're Not Talking About Me. Fool.
You: Let's Start Again, Once More.
Mr T: Don't Use Drugs.
You: Okay. My Name Is Transbuttah.
Mr T: You Seem Confused About Where You Are Heading In Life.
You: Can I Ask You A Few Questions?
Mr T: You Seem More Concerned About Me Than Your Own Fool Ass.
You: Well, Transbuttah, I Mean I, Do Adore You!
Mr T: You Seem More Concerned About Me Than Your Own Fool Ass.
You: When Did You Give Up Your Gold Chains And Bling?
Mr T: Your Questions Make No Sense. Fool!
You: Stop!
Mr T: Drink Your Milk. Milk Makes You Strong!
You: Yes, It Does! I Drink My Milk! Okay?
Mr T: Crazy Fool! Why Do You Think So?
You: Okay! That's It! I'm Leaving!
Mr T: Fool! Lots Of People Are Leaving
You: Good! You'll Be Alone!
Mr T: Why Do You Insist On Acting Like A Crazy Fool?
You: Crap! Crap! Crap!
Mr T: You're So Upside-down In The Head That You Probably Think Knight Rider Could Beat The A Team! Make Sense. Sucka. Think About What You Say.
You: Goodbye, Mr. T!
Mr T: See You Next Time.
You: Jerk...
Mr T: Don't Use Drugs.
"Send, Send, GET ONE!"
Hello! I've taken down my slammin' places I've been on the net section because it was too hard to manage. But I've replaced it with a TransButtah themed e-card service! WOOHOO! Just go to the link on the side that says cards, or go here:
http://tbuttah.bravehost.com/card.html
http://tbuttah.bravehost.com/card.html
Monday, July 31, 2006
"Pictures of ME!"
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"The Funny Walrus Show!"
With your host, TRAAAAAAAAAAANS BUTTAAAAAAAAAAH!
Hi, I'm TransButtah. And I'm here to tell you the best words ever. Because a winnar is me!
Hi, I'm TransButtah. And I'm here to tell you the best words ever. Because a winnar is me!
- Defraggle
- Poppycock
- Diddlysquat
- Fuzz
- Spork
- Googly
- Goop
- Spelunk
- Titicaca (I don't get this one, Google Images doesn't bring up anything funny!)
- Butkus
- Bork
Yeah, a few aren't real words (see numbers 1 through 11), but they rock. Like a hurricane.
Sunday, July 23, 2006
"Rin Tin Tin, and a Bottle of Rum!"
First, here is my SEGA Master System collection....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/Games1.jpg
Then, here is the first picture of the Kersploschki 1.5....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/System1.jpg
And the second....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/System2.jpg
The TV is part of the system, and that is Duct Tape...It was included with the system in case the duct tape that came on it fell off....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/Games1.jpg
Then, here is the first picture of the Kersploschki 1.5....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/System1.jpg
And the second....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/System2.jpg
The TV is part of the system, and that is Duct Tape...It was included with the system in case the duct tape that came on it fell off....
Friday, July 21, 2006
"Deck the Halls with Boxers!"
Now, whatever happened to Joe Boxer? Oh, don't worry, they're still around. http://www.joeboxer.com/ Right there! But there's no dancing man! :-( Actually, the dancing man's name was Vaughn Lowery. The commercials are still listed on the site, but you don't see them on TV anymore!
Oh, my gosh! Do you know who that is? He was on SCRUBS! He's a model/actor. His homepage is http://www.aboutvaughn.com/!
We want more Joe Boxer commercials! LOL! :-( Those were some of the greatest commercials I've seen in a while!
Do you want to be the dancing man? Well, now you can! Go to http://games.blitzagency.com/games/KMJB/KMJB.html for one of the coolest games ever! WOOHOO!
"One List to Rule Them ALL!"
Wanna find out if someone on the internet is REALLY REALLY ME? Or are they just an imposter? http://tbuttah.bravehost.com/Places.html! That's where you can find all the places the TransButtah's officially been! Check it out!
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