Saturday, April 22, 2006

"Yo Mama's Almost as Fat as Me!"

Yes, it's true. I am fatter than your mom. Don't laugh...Okay! Fine! Be that way!

One time, I got stuck in an elevator, and I couldn't get out!

And I used to play guitar! But now, I can't even see the frets! :-( I was the Hendrix of my day...Oh, and I still am here in Uzbekastanopia! You should come see me in concert! Not seeing the frets doesn't stop me from playing! I'll try to get some album art up soon...Stay tuned, dowg!

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