Happy New Year'z everyone! Just wanted to tell you all what we do here in Buzdekastanopia.
"You don't wanna know what Buzdekastanopians do on New Year's, but I'll tell you anyway. We get this giant cake, and fill it with dead rats, then we force someone to eat it. Of course, in Buzdekastanopia, it is considered an honor to be the EATER OF RATS on a very special day. Oh, and there are no forks or spoons. They have to use their hands. And just for fun, we throw in some live ones in there. And we make sure that they have rabies. One time, this one guy swallowed a live one, and it had rabies, and it bit his esophagus and liver as it was going down. Yeah, he is kinda sick now!"
~From SEGA8BIT.COM
I also wrote a song that I am going to sing at the annual New Year's tree lighting. It goes a-little something a-like uh-this!
Have a happy dappy New Year'z!
I hope it's very fun.
Have a happy dappy New Year'z!
And now the song's over!
Did you like it? I did. It took me a week to write. It's very hard to write when you have religious thoughts on your mind. Yeah, I'm trying to be more religious. That's why I sold all my belongings and gave the money to the poor, which happened to be me at the time, so I gave myself all my money. I bought a pretty nice Hummer with it. I also gotz a private jet.
So, in conclusion, I just want to wish you all a Happy Dappy New Yearz!
PS
Every New Yearz, I shave off my beard, so it can grow back! It's like magic! Who knew? I am SO not posting a picture!
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Saturday, December 30, 2006
"Ye Has Quivered Me Cupcakes!"
That's right. My SEGA Master System, I mean, Kersploschki, is broken. Trans-Brutha and I were trying to fix it, because one of the controller ports didn't work, so we opened it up and took a look inside. Now it gets no power. Crap.
Peace. Love. The Gap.
Peace. Love. The Gap.
Friday, August 25, 2006
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Monday, August 21, 2006
Friday, August 18, 2006
"Who Wants to be a Superhero in a Nutshell!!!"
Behold, my most favoritest show ever! Who Wants to be a Superhero, Stan Lee's latest, greatest, and most SUPER invention yet! And now, it is time for me to wrap what I have seen up in a nutshell, with chocolate on top, a cherry, and cool-whip.
Let's meet the characters...
Nitro G - He's awesome, he was voted off second, though. :-(
Major Victory - Ooh! Mr. Shiny Pants! Just a little quote from him! :-) He's the man...The superman!
Cell Phone Girl - She harnesses the powers of cell phones! SHE NEVER ROAMS!!!
Levity - He got voted off, sadly, because he said he was going to make action figures of himself. Who wouldn't!?
Creature - She harnesses the powers of creatures!!! :-) She also has a whip! :-)
Feedback - This guy better watch out. The Dark Enforcer said he's gonna get this guy!
Lemuria - No, she doesn't have the powers of lemures. She does have a shiny suit, though!
Fat Momma - She is the awesomest. She has donuts on her belt! AND A THEME SONG!
Iron Enforcer - This guy has one cool gun. It's a proton-plasma, with laser side cannons, and heat-seeking targets. I dunno. I made that part up.
Monkey Woman - She has monkey powers, but sadly revealed her identity as an actress.
Tyveculus - WHAT IS THIS TREACHERY? I feel bad for him though, because he didn't get a real costume change! Can anyone spell "unfair"? U-N-F-A-I-R!
Rotiart - Rotiart backwards is TRAITOR!
Stan Lee - Creator of the show. He keeps an eye on the superheroes.
Dark Enforcer - MWAHAHA! We'll get to him later...
But first, Fat Momma's theme song!
First Episode - Rotiart is sent as a spy for Stan, and finds out about Levity making action figures when all the superheroes arrive. Stan makes him leave. :-( So soon! Then, the superheroes first challenge is to run as fast as they can through this shopping center thing. Secretly, without telling the contestants, Stan puts a crying little girl who lost her mom in the middle of the course. Almost all of the superheroes run past her, but she was the real test. So Nitro G gets voted off.
And now I don't feel like writing anymore. So...Oh, well.
Let's meet the characters...
Nitro G - He's awesome, he was voted off second, though. :-(
Major Victory - Ooh! Mr. Shiny Pants! Just a little quote from him! :-) He's the man...The superman!
Cell Phone Girl - She harnesses the powers of cell phones! SHE NEVER ROAMS!!!
Levity - He got voted off, sadly, because he said he was going to make action figures of himself. Who wouldn't!?
Creature - She harnesses the powers of creatures!!! :-) She also has a whip! :-)
Feedback - This guy better watch out. The Dark Enforcer said he's gonna get this guy!
Lemuria - No, she doesn't have the powers of lemures. She does have a shiny suit, though!
Fat Momma - She is the awesomest. She has donuts on her belt! AND A THEME SONG!
Iron Enforcer - This guy has one cool gun. It's a proton-plasma, with laser side cannons, and heat-seeking targets. I dunno. I made that part up.
Monkey Woman - She has monkey powers, but sadly revealed her identity as an actress.
Tyveculus - WHAT IS THIS TREACHERY? I feel bad for him though, because he didn't get a real costume change! Can anyone spell "unfair"? U-N-F-A-I-R!
Rotiart - Rotiart backwards is TRAITOR!
Stan Lee - Creator of the show. He keeps an eye on the superheroes.
Dark Enforcer - MWAHAHA! We'll get to him later...
But first, Fat Momma's theme song!
So let's learn a bit about the show. The contestants go through challenges, and Stan eliminates the ones who lose. Here's a bit more...The winner will get a comic book and SciFi Channel Movie. Oh, and notice how Major Victory dances...
First Episode - Rotiart is sent as a spy for Stan, and finds out about Levity making action figures when all the superheroes arrive. Stan makes him leave. :-( So soon! Then, the superheroes first challenge is to run as fast as they can through this shopping center thing. Secretly, without telling the contestants, Stan puts a crying little girl who lost her mom in the middle of the course. Almost all of the superheroes run past her, but she was the real test. So Nitro G gets voted off.
And now I don't feel like writing anymore. So...Oh, well.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
"Oops, I Made Iced Tea!"
Recently, I got to interview a virtual Mister T (Not really him) using the Talk to Mister T at http://www.astonishingtales.com/askmrt/
Here is how it went...
You: Hello, Mr. T! Can I Ask You A Question?
Mr T: Talk To Mr T! He'll Fix You Good!
You: You'll Fix Me Good? What?
Mr T: Your Questions Make No Sense. Fool!
You: Actually, My Question Does Make Sense!
Mr T: What Makes You Think It's Yours?
You: Oh, My Gosh! Mr. T! Stop!
Mr T: What Makes You Think It's Yours?
You: Okay. Let's Start Over.
Mr T: You're Crazy. Fool!
You: My Name Is Transbuttah!
Mr T: Only A Fool Treasures Their Belongings
You: That...that Was Very Off-topic!
Mr T: Kids. Stay In School!
You: Umm...
Mr T: I Was Clubber Lang! I Kicked Rocky's Short Butt.
You: Yes, Yes, You Did Kick Rocky's Butt!
Mr T: We're Not Talking About Me. Fool.
You: Actually, I Was Talking About You.
Mr T: We're Not Talking About Me. Fool.
You: Let's Start Again, Once More.
Mr T: Don't Use Drugs.
You: Okay. My Name Is Transbuttah.
Mr T: You Seem Confused About Where You Are Heading In Life.
You: Can I Ask You A Few Questions?
Mr T: You Seem More Concerned About Me Than Your Own Fool Ass.
You: Well, Transbuttah, I Mean I, Do Adore You!
Mr T: You Seem More Concerned About Me Than Your Own Fool Ass.
You: When Did You Give Up Your Gold Chains And Bling?
Mr T: Your Questions Make No Sense. Fool!
You: Stop!
Mr T: Drink Your Milk. Milk Makes You Strong!
You: Yes, It Does! I Drink My Milk! Okay?
Mr T: Crazy Fool! Why Do You Think So?
You: Okay! That's It! I'm Leaving!
Mr T: Fool! Lots Of People Are Leaving
You: Good! You'll Be Alone!
Mr T: Why Do You Insist On Acting Like A Crazy Fool?
You: Crap! Crap! Crap!
Mr T: You're So Upside-down In The Head That You Probably Think Knight Rider Could Beat The A Team! Make Sense. Sucka. Think About What You Say.
You: Goodbye, Mr. T!
Mr T: See You Next Time.
You: Jerk...
Mr T: Don't Use Drugs.
Here is how it went...
You: Hello, Mr. T! Can I Ask You A Question?
Mr T: Talk To Mr T! He'll Fix You Good!
You: You'll Fix Me Good? What?
Mr T: Your Questions Make No Sense. Fool!
You: Actually, My Question Does Make Sense!
Mr T: What Makes You Think It's Yours?
You: Oh, My Gosh! Mr. T! Stop!
Mr T: What Makes You Think It's Yours?
You: Okay. Let's Start Over.
Mr T: You're Crazy. Fool!
You: My Name Is Transbuttah!
Mr T: Only A Fool Treasures Their Belongings
You: That...that Was Very Off-topic!
Mr T: Kids. Stay In School!
You: Umm...
Mr T: I Was Clubber Lang! I Kicked Rocky's Short Butt.
You: Yes, Yes, You Did Kick Rocky's Butt!
Mr T: We're Not Talking About Me. Fool.
You: Actually, I Was Talking About You.
Mr T: We're Not Talking About Me. Fool.
You: Let's Start Again, Once More.
Mr T: Don't Use Drugs.
You: Okay. My Name Is Transbuttah.
Mr T: You Seem Confused About Where You Are Heading In Life.
You: Can I Ask You A Few Questions?
Mr T: You Seem More Concerned About Me Than Your Own Fool Ass.
You: Well, Transbuttah, I Mean I, Do Adore You!
Mr T: You Seem More Concerned About Me Than Your Own Fool Ass.
You: When Did You Give Up Your Gold Chains And Bling?
Mr T: Your Questions Make No Sense. Fool!
You: Stop!
Mr T: Drink Your Milk. Milk Makes You Strong!
You: Yes, It Does! I Drink My Milk! Okay?
Mr T: Crazy Fool! Why Do You Think So?
You: Okay! That's It! I'm Leaving!
Mr T: Fool! Lots Of People Are Leaving
You: Good! You'll Be Alone!
Mr T: Why Do You Insist On Acting Like A Crazy Fool?
You: Crap! Crap! Crap!
Mr T: You're So Upside-down In The Head That You Probably Think Knight Rider Could Beat The A Team! Make Sense. Sucka. Think About What You Say.
You: Goodbye, Mr. T!
Mr T: See You Next Time.
You: Jerk...
Mr T: Don't Use Drugs.
"Send, Send, GET ONE!"
Hello! I've taken down my slammin' places I've been on the net section because it was too hard to manage. But I've replaced it with a TransButtah themed e-card service! WOOHOO! Just go to the link on the side that says cards, or go here:
http://tbuttah.bravehost.com/card.html
http://tbuttah.bravehost.com/card.html
Monday, July 31, 2006
"Pictures of ME!"
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"The Funny Walrus Show!"
With your host, TRAAAAAAAAAAANS BUTTAAAAAAAAAAH!
Hi, I'm TransButtah. And I'm here to tell you the best words ever. Because a winnar is me!
Hi, I'm TransButtah. And I'm here to tell you the best words ever. Because a winnar is me!
- Defraggle
- Poppycock
- Diddlysquat
- Fuzz
- Spork
- Googly
- Goop
- Spelunk
- Titicaca (I don't get this one, Google Images doesn't bring up anything funny!)
- Butkus
- Bork
Yeah, a few aren't real words (see numbers 1 through 11), but they rock. Like a hurricane.
Sunday, July 23, 2006
"Rin Tin Tin, and a Bottle of Rum!"
First, here is my SEGA Master System collection....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/Games1.jpg
Then, here is the first picture of the Kersploschki 1.5....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/System1.jpg
And the second....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/System2.jpg
The TV is part of the system, and that is Duct Tape...It was included with the system in case the duct tape that came on it fell off....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/Games1.jpg
Then, here is the first picture of the Kersploschki 1.5....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/System1.jpg
And the second....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/System2.jpg
The TV is part of the system, and that is Duct Tape...It was included with the system in case the duct tape that came on it fell off....
Friday, July 21, 2006
"Deck the Halls with Boxers!"
Now, whatever happened to Joe Boxer? Oh, don't worry, they're still around. http://www.joeboxer.com/ Right there! But there's no dancing man! :-( Actually, the dancing man's name was Vaughn Lowery. The commercials are still listed on the site, but you don't see them on TV anymore!
Oh, my gosh! Do you know who that is? He was on SCRUBS! He's a model/actor. His homepage is http://www.aboutvaughn.com/!
We want more Joe Boxer commercials! LOL! :-( Those were some of the greatest commercials I've seen in a while!
Do you want to be the dancing man? Well, now you can! Go to http://games.blitzagency.com/games/KMJB/KMJB.html for one of the coolest games ever! WOOHOO!
"One List to Rule Them ALL!"
Wanna find out if someone on the internet is REALLY REALLY ME? Or are they just an imposter? http://tbuttah.bravehost.com/Places.html! That's where you can find all the places the TransButtah's officially been! Check it out!
Thursday, July 20, 2006
"It Bounces, It Pounces, It Gets The Job Done!"
Hey, friends!
Over at the Sega8Bit forum, I was chit-chat-pitter-pattin' with ma peeps! I was explaining to them that in Buzdekastanopia, the SEGA Master System was released as a "The Amazing Kersploschki Video Entertainment Gaming Fun System!" There were five models. Let's begin...
1. The Amazing Kersploschki Video Entertainment Gaming Fun System! - This model was basically a computer with a paper plate super-glued to the top. It had a sticker that said "Kersploschki" on it, but that's about it.... It couldn't even play SEGA games! It included a cupholder, though, and there was a pair o' fuzzy dice! The original retail price was about 3,000,000 Buzdekastanopia Coins...So after using intense study...It's about...Hmm...1,000,000,000 Euros.
2. The Kersploschki 1.5 - A sequal! Oh, joy! Thankfully, this one actually plays games. I'll post a picture, soon. This was bigger than the first model, though, so I have no clue why they made it. The price? 5,000,000,000 Euros.
3. Super Kersploschki Strikes Back! - Okay. This was a microwave with a motherboard of a SEGA inside, and the cartridge slot underneath it. Came with a warning saying "DO NOT PLUG THE WHITE CORD IN". That was the cord to the original microwave. This was the "compact" version, so it was cheaper. Only 500,000,000 Euros.
4. Mega Kersploschki + 10!?! - Okay. By now, they should have discontinued these things. This was their "MEGA" console, which was the Kersploschki 1.5, but with a bigger screen, and a "MicroTechnology Little Video KreditKarte", which actually meant "Credit Card" in German. They're geniouses over at Kersploschki Labs! This could play those little SEGA cards. It often bent them, though. Retail price : a mere 10,000,000,000 Euros!
5. MicroKersploschki 4.5 + Q?!? - No clue what the title meant. Apparently, it came with a sticker that says "Q = 0.5...Which means fun!" Please, don't! This was a "handheld" Kersploschki, that could only play cartridges. In other words, a GameBoy with a Kersploschki 1.5 attached...Retail price is...(Drum Roll, Please!)...2 Euros! That's right! Apparently, these were made from parts salvaged from a dumpster, so there you go!
Over at the Sega8Bit forum, I was chit-chat-pitter-pattin' with ma peeps! I was explaining to them that in Buzdekastanopia, the SEGA Master System was released as a "The Amazing Kersploschki Video Entertainment Gaming Fun System!" There were five models. Let's begin...
1. The Amazing Kersploschki Video Entertainment Gaming Fun System! - This model was basically a computer with a paper plate super-glued to the top. It had a sticker that said "Kersploschki" on it, but that's about it.... It couldn't even play SEGA games! It included a cupholder, though, and there was a pair o' fuzzy dice! The original retail price was about 3,000,000 Buzdekastanopia Coins...So after using intense study...It's about...Hmm...1,000,000,000 Euros.
2. The Kersploschki 1.5 - A sequal! Oh, joy! Thankfully, this one actually plays games. I'll post a picture, soon. This was bigger than the first model, though, so I have no clue why they made it. The price? 5,000,000,000 Euros.
3. Super Kersploschki Strikes Back! - Okay. This was a microwave with a motherboard of a SEGA inside, and the cartridge slot underneath it. Came with a warning saying "DO NOT PLUG THE WHITE CORD IN". That was the cord to the original microwave. This was the "compact" version, so it was cheaper. Only 500,000,000 Euros.
4. Mega Kersploschki + 10!?! - Okay. By now, they should have discontinued these things. This was their "MEGA" console, which was the Kersploschki 1.5, but with a bigger screen, and a "MicroTechnology Little Video KreditKarte", which actually meant "Credit Card" in German. They're geniouses over at Kersploschki Labs! This could play those little SEGA cards. It often bent them, though. Retail price : a mere 10,000,000,000 Euros!
5. MicroKersploschki 4.5 + Q?!? - No clue what the title meant. Apparently, it came with a sticker that says "Q = 0.5...Which means fun!" Please, don't! This was a "handheld" Kersploschki, that could only play cartridges. In other words, a GameBoy with a Kersploschki 1.5 attached...Retail price is...(Drum Roll, Please!)...2 Euros! That's right! Apparently, these were made from parts salvaged from a dumpster, so there you go!
"Meez the Man's Now's, Dawg!"
Hey! Just thought I might add that at http://meez.com/transbuttah, you can find my Meez profile. I'm not really 30, I'm like 3 times that, but I entered a random age.
And over at http://transbuttah.ytmnd.com/, you can find my You're the Man Now, Dawg page! Woohoo + Yay = Wooyay!
Over at http://waxhoff.com/, you can find the coolest game in the whole universe. Everyone definately needs to check it out.
Great news, everybody! I just bought a Mr. T poster for my castle/basement! It's one of him lookin' all tough-like!
Anywayz, that is pretty much it until about maybe four hours from now. Diddlysquats defraggled my hard disk!
And over at http://transbuttah.ytmnd.com/, you can find my You're the Man Now, Dawg page! Woohoo + Yay = Wooyay!
Over at http://waxhoff.com/, you can find the coolest game in the whole universe. Everyone definately needs to check it out.
Great news, everybody! I just bought a Mr. T poster for my castle/basement! It's one of him lookin' all tough-like!
Anywayz, that is pretty much it until about maybe four hours from now. Diddlysquats defraggled my hard disk!
Friday, July 14, 2006
"Random 3 - I G00gled y0ur n4mez0rz!"
Welcome to crap place part three. My favorite color is apple.
Let us begin. Here is the, are the, were the top 15 Google searches, according to me.
Let us begin. Here is the, are the, were the top 15 Google searches, according to me.
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=TransButtah
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=evil+monkeys+fling+poop&btnG=Search
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Lightsaber+tutorial
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Weird+Al
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=What+Crap+Smells+Like
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Google
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Ligers
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Ugly+Weasels&btnG=Search
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Badger+Badger+Badger
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Mr.+T
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Chuck+Norris+Jokes
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=I%27m+Not+Searching+Miserable+Failure
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Fred+Marshall
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Ooh%2C+I+only+have+one+more+after+this
- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Where%27s+my+spaghetti%3F
There you have it. I still wanna know where my spaghetti is. Those cops still haven't found it!
"A Winner is Buttah!"
Hmmm...I wonder what it would be like if TransButtah were in Punch-Out...
Oh. There we go. It kinda looks like I gotta pee, though.
Oh. There we go. It kinda looks like I gotta pee, though.
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Saturday, July 08, 2006
"Random Crap Stuffs - Part 2 - This Time, No YouTube Will Remain!"
Here is Part 2. This time, it's all about the top 10 videos on YouTube, in no particular order. So let's gooo!
1. Crispy Critters Commercial - This is the scariest cereal commercial I've ever seen. Okay, so they took animal crackers, and put them in a bowl, and covered them in milk. What crap is that? If I want animal crackers, I'll buy them myself! And then that stupid puppet comes on screen, singing. Just what I needed. And where in the video does he wear that hat? What is that thing? He's like a budget Muppet! Then that rubbing up against the kid at the end of the commercial would make any parent scared. Oh, and don't forget he's followed by a bunch of talking animals that look like crap. But then the kid comes in screen! "It's inbubely delijhous!" Oh, man. Could they atleast get a kid who can talk? They could have gotten Bette Midler to do it better!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bmIKrU2jQU
2. The Legend of Zelda Commercial - Oh, good crap. What is that like the third time that I've said crap in this whole thing, and I'm only on number two? I've gotta stop. Anywayz, this was an old Zelda commercial by Nintendo that I posted recently on here. It's horrible. Just watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoXb7PIJYmA
3. The Legend of Zelda Commercial - Oh, come on, Nintendo! Another horrible commercial? Please! This one even got banned from TV! Atleast that's what I heard. Well, two kids, a nerd and a punk, are sitting on a couch reading "Nintendo's Newsletter", when the geek shows the punk screens of Zelda, and the punk acts like a weirdo. The geek says they can play it on his new Nintendo Entertainment System, that's right. Not a NES. The full name. Oh, and his NES has black buttons, which you probably can't find on any public NES. Oh, crap. Then the punk starts rapping about how great it is, and mispronounces Ganon's name. And then at the end, the geek starts making weird human beatbox noises. Oh, and don't forget "Your parents help hook it up!" I guess American kids aren't smart enough to plug two wires in a TV?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maj1laI5HD0
4. Hasselhoff - Hasselhoff is awesome. Just so awesome, the whole search gets a slot. His music videos are the coolest. My two personal favorites are "Secret Agent Man" and "Hooked on a Feeling". Please, Hoff, bring us more, more, I say!
http://youtube.com/results?search=Hasselhoff&search_type=search_videos
5. Mr. T's New Adventure - So, this was from SNL or MTV, or something. But it just makes Mr.T look cooler! Stay in sleep, don't do greens, eat your school, and get eight hours of drugs each night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgGymq2CVbo
6. Monster in a Wheelchair - Monster in a wheelchair! Monster in a wheelchair! If we run up these stairs, I bet we'll be safe, from the monster in a wheelchair! Just watch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi-XH6sTuAU
7. Marc Summers Pretends to be Arsenio Hall - Why, Marc? WHY!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hY_IdBuuXY
8. Jesus Will Survive - Not quite Jesus Christ SuperStar. Jesus also gained about 100 pounds. Watch the peoples' faces as he prances by.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBeaHbE-Q2s
9. Clone High - Episodes of the show that got cancelled, because Ghandi has A.D.D on it.
http://youtube.com/results?search=Clone+High&search_type=search_videos
10. Stephen Colbert vs Commander Coconut - Someone apparently hates Stephen's ears. :-(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ-Gv2XQgS4
1. Crispy Critters Commercial - This is the scariest cereal commercial I've ever seen. Okay, so they took animal crackers, and put them in a bowl, and covered them in milk. What crap is that? If I want animal crackers, I'll buy them myself! And then that stupid puppet comes on screen, singing. Just what I needed. And where in the video does he wear that hat? What is that thing? He's like a budget Muppet! Then that rubbing up against the kid at the end of the commercial would make any parent scared. Oh, and don't forget he's followed by a bunch of talking animals that look like crap. But then the kid comes in screen! "It's inbubely delijhous!" Oh, man. Could they atleast get a kid who can talk? They could have gotten Bette Midler to do it better!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bmIKrU2jQU
2. The Legend of Zelda Commercial - Oh, good crap. What is that like the third time that I've said crap in this whole thing, and I'm only on number two? I've gotta stop. Anywayz, this was an old Zelda commercial by Nintendo that I posted recently on here. It's horrible. Just watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoXb7PIJYmA
3. The Legend of Zelda Commercial - Oh, come on, Nintendo! Another horrible commercial? Please! This one even got banned from TV! Atleast that's what I heard. Well, two kids, a nerd and a punk, are sitting on a couch reading "Nintendo's Newsletter", when the geek shows the punk screens of Zelda, and the punk acts like a weirdo. The geek says they can play it on his new Nintendo Entertainment System, that's right. Not a NES. The full name. Oh, and his NES has black buttons, which you probably can't find on any public NES. Oh, crap. Then the punk starts rapping about how great it is, and mispronounces Ganon's name. And then at the end, the geek starts making weird human beatbox noises. Oh, and don't forget "Your parents help hook it up!" I guess American kids aren't smart enough to plug two wires in a TV?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maj1laI5HD0
4. Hasselhoff - Hasselhoff is awesome. Just so awesome, the whole search gets a slot. His music videos are the coolest. My two personal favorites are "Secret Agent Man" and "Hooked on a Feeling". Please, Hoff, bring us more, more, I say!
http://youtube.com/results?search=Hasselhoff&search_type=search_videos
5. Mr. T's New Adventure - So, this was from SNL or MTV, or something. But it just makes Mr.T look cooler! Stay in sleep, don't do greens, eat your school, and get eight hours of drugs each night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgGymq2CVbo
6. Monster in a Wheelchair - Monster in a wheelchair! Monster in a wheelchair! If we run up these stairs, I bet we'll be safe, from the monster in a wheelchair! Just watch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi-XH6sTuAU
7. Marc Summers Pretends to be Arsenio Hall - Why, Marc? WHY!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hY_IdBuuXY
8. Jesus Will Survive - Not quite Jesus Christ SuperStar. Jesus also gained about 100 pounds. Watch the peoples' faces as he prances by.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBeaHbE-Q2s
9. Clone High - Episodes of the show that got cancelled, because Ghandi has A.D.D on it.
http://youtube.com/results?search=Clone+High&search_type=search_videos
10. Stephen Colbert vs Commander Coconut - Someone apparently hates Stephen's ears. :-(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ-Gv2XQgS4
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
"P-P-P-Peahats!"
Oh...My...Alex Kidds...This was actually a commercial for Zelda for the NES back in the day. I think...I think that he's...He's my uncle! My uncle always acted like that...On Thanksgivin's - "T-T-T-TURKAY!"...On Christmas - "SANTAAAA! Where-Are-You?" Oh, man. That's hilarious...
But I think that the scariest thing is that he walks onto the camera making weird noises, before I even think he knows he's being filmed. Why did Nintendo use this guy?
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
"You're the Buttah, Now, Dawg!"
I'm the Buttah, now, dawg! TransButtah's the Man Now, Dog!
There's my "You're the Man, Now, Dawg!" page!
The funniest thing happened to me yesterday. I was heading down to the deli, WHEN A GIANT T-REX STARTED WALKING TOWARDS ME! Yah, they are native to Buzdekastanopia. Those guys over at Jurassic Park took all the dinosaurs and brought them here. Well, anywayz, it was heading right towards me! So, I ate its pharynx.* Yah. That's right. I ate its pharynx. It cried. I showed him who I was.**
*May not be true.
*He might have eaten one of my limbs.
Yeah. The pharynx tasted gross. I should-a chosen the larynx or trachea, but NOOOOO, I had to choose the pharynx.
TransButtah!!!!!!!!!!!!, and it's my blog, and keep in touch for my next random thing post - Part 2 - "This Time, The Return Will Perish!"
There's my "You're the Man, Now, Dawg!" page!
The funniest thing happened to me yesterday. I was heading down to the deli, WHEN A GIANT T-REX STARTED WALKING TOWARDS ME! Yah, they are native to Buzdekastanopia. Those guys over at Jurassic Park took all the dinosaurs and brought them here. Well, anywayz, it was heading right towards me! So, I ate its pharynx.* Yah. That's right. I ate its pharynx. It cried. I showed him who I was.**
*May not be true.
*He might have eaten one of my limbs.
Yeah. The pharynx tasted gross. I should-a chosen the larynx or trachea, but NOOOOO, I had to choose the pharynx.
TransButtah!!!!!!!!!!!!, and it's my blog, and keep in touch for my next random thing post - Part 2 - "This Time, The Return Will Perish!"
Monday, July 03, 2006
"Random Thoughts and Explanations - Part 1"
Welcome to the first post about random thoughts and explanations. Let us enter the weird zone.
- If Hasselhoff ages, yet still talks to his watch for KITT to come, wouldn't KITT be old, too, and not be able to talk back?
- KITT can't even talk.
- Oh, wait. I was wrong. KITT is a car with a voice.
- The Hoff is like Baywatch's Chuck Norris.
- If the Hoff and Chuck Norris fought in a fight, who would win?
- What if Elmo came in, too, and there were three contestants?
- What if it was a tag team match, and Hasselhoff's partner was KITT, Chuck's was a giant bear with a bottle of vodka, and Elmo's was the cookie monster?
- What if the cookie monster was slammed against the side of the ring by Hasselhoff, and a secret alliance was formed between him and the Texas Ranger, and Chuck round-house kicked cookie monster to the face until he started puking up all those cookies he ate along with his large intestine?
- What if Elmo secretly had a different tag-team partner, and it was the Noid.
- Why does the Noid always ruin peoples' pizza?
- What if Chuck Norris and Hasselhoff had a feud during killing the cookie monster, and then were fighting?
- What if the feud also consisted of Chrissy Snow from Three's Company?
- What if Elmo, Cookie Monster, KITT, the Bear, Walker, and Hasselhoff battled it out until they could take no more, and Chrissy was the winner?
- That would be weird.
- But then Don Knotts came out of nowhere!
- He forms an alliance with Chrissy.
- They win, because no one else can fight!
- And I have two more things for this segment, because each consists of twenty thoughts!
- I have nothing else to say.
- Oh, but I think I will tell you the secret of life.
Saturday, July 01, 2006
"Bold Italics are UGLY!"
OMG! I didn't know Boy George had a kids' show! Just so you know, he plays the one on the far left, I think he's purple? Yeah, with the big scary hair that looks like poo.
I didn't know Joe Peshci drove a bus now! Here's a better clip:
Let's get on a bus! It's on Disney Channel, so you know it's evil. It's called the "Scoodleboops" or something! They actually tour, I think.
Oh, wait, I lied. That's not Boy George, just another scary guy. Yeah, but that's Joe Peshci. Has to be.
I didn't know Joe Peshci drove a bus now! Here's a better clip:
Let's get on a bus! It's on Disney Channel, so you know it's evil. It's called the "Scoodleboops" or something! They actually tour, I think.
Oh, wait, I lied. That's not Boy George, just another scary guy. Yeah, but that's Joe Peshci. Has to be.
Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
"A Showdown! Don't Try to Lie!"
Hey, friendlies! Check out what I found on Chuck Norris' website!
All too often the noble actions and heroic deeds of children go unrewarded. With this in mind, Chucknorris.com has developed the Incredible Kids Program. This program will highlight the outstanding work and sacrifice put forth by the youth of today. We are searching for examples of heroic actions, public service, or good citizenship.We are asking children up to 18 years of age, to write us and share their experiences.Chuck would like to personally thank each and every child for the letters they write, their thoughts, prayers, and stories of courage."Letter to the Kids" It has been brought to our attention that by choosing one letter a month for a "Letter Winner" that some of you may feel that Mr. Norris is not proud of you for the good things that you have accomplished. He is proud of all of you and wants you all to keep a positive direction in your lives. We will not be picking a monthly winner as we have in the past, but we will post your letters with your parents approval. We want to hear from all of you and all of you are very important to us!
Okay. That's just creepy. "Don't feel bad. Chuck Norris still loves you!" I mean, I have nothing against the Chuck-ster, in fact I love him dearly, but that is kinda weird, don't-cha think?
Now, Mr. T is awesome, too!
Okay, wait. I take that back. Mr. T is cooler than awesome. In fact, he has to have his own word to describe just how cool he really is. And that word is "BLINGADALICIOUSFABULATORYEXTRAORDINARY!" Yup. He's blingadaliciousfabulatoryextraordinary. You can't deny it!
Now, Hasselhoff. He is also cool, in the neighboring school. Check this video out.
Oops! Wrong video. Sorry. Both are on my hard-disk under the name "watch_when_depressed.swf"!
Here it is!
Yup. Totally awesome. Peace.
All too often the noble actions and heroic deeds of children go unrewarded. With this in mind, Chucknorris.com has developed the Incredible Kids Program. This program will highlight the outstanding work and sacrifice put forth by the youth of today. We are searching for examples of heroic actions, public service, or good citizenship.We are asking children up to 18 years of age, to write us and share their experiences.Chuck would like to personally thank each and every child for the letters they write, their thoughts, prayers, and stories of courage."Letter to the Kids" It has been brought to our attention that by choosing one letter a month for a "Letter Winner" that some of you may feel that Mr. Norris is not proud of you for the good things that you have accomplished. He is proud of all of you and wants you all to keep a positive direction in your lives. We will not be picking a monthly winner as we have in the past, but we will post your letters with your parents approval. We want to hear from all of you and all of you are very important to us!
Okay. That's just creepy. "Don't feel bad. Chuck Norris still loves you!" I mean, I have nothing against the Chuck-ster, in fact I love him dearly, but that is kinda weird, don't-cha think?
Now, Mr. T is awesome, too!
Okay, wait. I take that back. Mr. T is cooler than awesome. In fact, he has to have his own word to describe just how cool he really is. And that word is "BLINGADALICIOUSFABULATORYEXTRAORDINARY!" Yup. He's blingadaliciousfabulatoryextraordinary. You can't deny it!
Now, Hasselhoff. He is also cool, in the neighboring school. Check this video out.
Oops! Wrong video. Sorry. Both are on my hard-disk under the name "watch_when_depressed.swf"!
Here it is!
Yup. Totally awesome. Peace.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
"Firewood Can Really Smell Like Roses!"
Hey there homies! Jay here at Ocean City, NJ! I had an unexpected pilgrimage from Buzdekastanopia, where I live. I gottsta post some pic-at-chas soon. Oink. I got internet here, yay! Anyway, Cousin Buttah is pretty rockin', but I'm havin' trouble trying to find out where the toilet is. This place is so huge, I've been using the balcony!
I saw this little kid who threw sand at a seagull. I was like, "SAYWAH!?"
Anywayz, gotsta go, we goin' to the boardwalk bored-walk todos los dias!
I saw this little kid who threw sand at a seagull. I was like, "SAYWAH!?"
Anywayz, gotsta go, we goin' to the boardwalk bored-walk todos los dias!
Saturday, June 24, 2006
"Grapple Cannons Make Good Apples!"
Yah. I'm bored, sooooooooo.
GUESS WHAT I LIKE! I love, and not just like, chocolate milk! It's so scrumptious! I like the Nestle kind. Or, as those French people would say "Nëstlé". A-Har har har har har!
Now, for a little story.
Yesterday, I was walking down the street, back at the ranch, in a building, when I saw my friend Jazmire. I said "Hey, Jazmire!" He said "Ho, Jazmire!" And suddenly, the band "Naughty By Nature" popped up at started singing!
Hip Hop Hooray!
Ho! Hey! Ho!
Hey! Ho! Hey!
Hip Hop Hooray!
And then I asked for their autographs, but to my surprise, they disappeared! Then, Gamera popped out of the ground, and started eating Mr. T's head, which was ten times larger than it was supposed to be.
I quickly put on my super-cape, and outside undies, and sprang into action. I sniffed the dinosaur lizard thing monst-ah dead, and then I was taken to court on Gamera World, and accused of murder. I told them Gamera was an animal, and trying to kill Mr. T! So then they accused me of animal abuse!
I then realized I was dreaming! I woke up, got out of bed, and got a cool glass of Oat-Milk. Dunno what that is? Here's the recipe!
*1 Pint of Milk
*3 Cups of Oatmeal
*1 Economy-Sized Toaster
-1. Pour oatmeal into pint of milk.
-2. Stir till golden brown.
-3. Pour it toaster.
-4. Drink until thirst is quenched, or puking occurs.
There-ya go! But then, as the first bubble of chunks started coming up my throat, I realized I had been wearing my Virtual Reality Helmet again! I took it off, but it was too late. As I did, I puked all over the floor in real life, and got my friend Jazmire to clean it up for me. I think Gamera might have helped, too. Dunno.
And, to bid you adu, I sing to you the Buzdekastanopia National Anthem:
"Oh, Buzdekastanopia,
I have to finish writing this song!"
I shot the sheriff, but I didn't if you're gonna bring me to court about it.
GUESS WHAT I LIKE! I love, and not just like, chocolate milk! It's so scrumptious! I like the Nestle kind. Or, as those French people would say "Nëstlé". A-Har har har har har!
Now, for a little story.
Yesterday, I was walking down the street, back at the ranch, in a building, when I saw my friend Jazmire. I said "Hey, Jazmire!" He said "Ho, Jazmire!" And suddenly, the band "Naughty By Nature" popped up at started singing!
Hip Hop Hooray!
Ho! Hey! Ho!
Hey! Ho! Hey!
Hip Hop Hooray!
And then I asked for their autographs, but to my surprise, they disappeared! Then, Gamera popped out of the ground, and started eating Mr. T's head, which was ten times larger than it was supposed to be.
I quickly put on my super-cape, and outside undies, and sprang into action. I sniffed the dinosaur lizard thing monst-ah dead, and then I was taken to court on Gamera World, and accused of murder. I told them Gamera was an animal, and trying to kill Mr. T! So then they accused me of animal abuse!
I then realized I was dreaming! I woke up, got out of bed, and got a cool glass of Oat-Milk. Dunno what that is? Here's the recipe!
*1 Pint of Milk
*3 Cups of Oatmeal
*1 Economy-Sized Toaster
-1. Pour oatmeal into pint of milk.
-2. Stir till golden brown.
-3. Pour it toaster.
-4. Drink until thirst is quenched, or puking occurs.
There-ya go! But then, as the first bubble of chunks started coming up my throat, I realized I had been wearing my Virtual Reality Helmet again! I took it off, but it was too late. As I did, I puked all over the floor in real life, and got my friend Jazmire to clean it up for me. I think Gamera might have helped, too. Dunno.
And, to bid you adu, I sing to you the Buzdekastanopia National Anthem:
"Oh, Buzdekastanopia,
I have to finish writing this song!"
I shot the sheriff, but I didn't if you're gonna bring me to court about it.
Friday, June 23, 2006
"Fresh Out of Whooping Cranes!"
Hey, there. Cousin Buttah has a friend named All, or Ali, or Alley, or Ally, or just A. I dunno. But anyway, apparently she reads ma-blog often, so here's another shout-out to her! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP! Oink.
I have a myspace.com/tbuttah! Yay! I also have transbuttah.ytmnd.com! Yay! Checkem' out!
Agh! I cut meslef shaving! Agh! Agh! AAAARRGGGH!
But, my Cousin Buttah has added one! Checkit out on Urban Dictionary.
Hey, Alli, Ali, Alley, Ally, A! Why don't you ever post comments in response to my posts? Oh, eew. I just sneezed all over the keyboard. Back on topic, post some comments! You don't have to be a registered blogger in the Hall of Bloggress to post comments in mine, like you have to on Cousin Buttah's! (http://like-sunday.blogspot.com/)
Peace out to my...
OH WAIT! I forgot to tell y'all! I'm going on vacation to the outskirts of Buzdekastanopia soon, so I probably won't be able to post for a bit. Aboot a week!
Anywayz, Peace out to my fellow Grandmaster Flash fans. Everyone else, too bad.
I have a myspace.com/tbuttah! Yay! I also have transbuttah.ytmnd.com! Yay! Checkem' out!
Agh! I cut meslef shaving! Agh! Agh! AAAARRGGGH!
Lol. Thanks to TransBot, an old friend, or Baldwin-Mothra for that pic. Hopefully my feud with this local forum member named SaDistic has been resolved. He accused me of posting TransButtah Urban Dictionary posts under his name, when I didn't. I hope we can still be dawgs.
But, my Cousin Buttah has added one! Checkit out on Urban Dictionary.
Hey, Alli, Ali, Alley, Ally, A! Why don't you ever post comments in response to my posts? Oh, eew. I just sneezed all over the keyboard. Back on topic, post some comments! You don't have to be a registered blogger in the Hall of Bloggress to post comments in mine, like you have to on Cousin Buttah's! (http://like-sunday.blogspot.com/)
Peace out to my...
OH WAIT! I forgot to tell y'all! I'm going on vacation to the outskirts of Buzdekastanopia soon, so I probably won't be able to post for a bit. Aboot a week!
Anywayz, Peace out to my fellow Grandmaster Flash fans. Everyone else, too bad.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
"You're Pitiful!"
Hey! Just wanted to say that Weird Al just released a free song on his website, weirdal.com! Go checkitout! It's awesome! It's a parody of "You're Beautiful"...It's "You're Pitiful!" WEIRD AL ROCKS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Sunday, June 18, 2006
"Believe me, Buttah Will Hurt You!"
Hey dawygs. Just a little shoutout to Cousin Buttah's friend, Ali. Sup, Ali? Here's my shoutout : RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
So, everyones, isn't rap awesome? Like, not the new stuff, the old stuff. Can't take no Coolio. I'm down with the Grandmaster! Flash, that is. You know, it's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonduh, how I keep from goin' undah! Yeah, man. Yeah.
As I'm writing this, I'm listenin' to "The Message". Yup. Yup. Yup.
That video had the worst special effects, another reason why it is awesome. Do you see that awexome gradient in the beginning?
It's fun to eat floppy disks.
Umm, no. No it's not. I lied. Sorry.
Hey! Atleast I don't tell kids to send me money!
What else to talk about...Anyone here watch "Pimp My Ride"? LOL, I'm just joshing you, or as those "refined British entreprenuer gentlemen" would say, I am just making a humurous gesture towards you!
My boss just told me that I'm employee of the month. It rox, because I'm assured a spot there every month, 'cuz I'm the boss.
What's that? What's that you say? What's my favorite Grandmaster Flash lyric? Well, I'd have to say It's the first few lines of The Message.
"Broken glass,
Everywhere!
People peein' on the streets,
Ya'now they just don't care!"
Very yes. When are they going to put a new StrongBad email up?
I feel bad for Warren Cuccurello, who was once in Duran Duran and Missing Persons. He's so awesome, he doesn't even know it!
I finally got the cords I need for my SEGA Master System and Genesis. My friend Jazmire thought they were burnt spaghettis, so he tried to eat them, but I stopped 'em!
Also a shotout to Cousin Buttah D, before I gave a shoutout to Cousin Buttah L and her friend.
Hey! What's your name? Do I know you?
So, everyones, isn't rap awesome? Like, not the new stuff, the old stuff. Can't take no Coolio. I'm down with the Grandmaster! Flash, that is. You know, it's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonduh, how I keep from goin' undah! Yeah, man. Yeah.
As I'm writing this, I'm listenin' to "The Message". Yup. Yup. Yup.
That video had the worst special effects, another reason why it is awesome. Do you see that awexome gradient in the beginning?
It's fun to eat floppy disks.
Umm, no. No it's not. I lied. Sorry.
Hey! Atleast I don't tell kids to send me money!
What else to talk about...Anyone here watch "Pimp My Ride"? LOL, I'm just joshing you, or as those "refined British entreprenuer gentlemen" would say, I am just making a humurous gesture towards you!
My boss just told me that I'm employee of the month. It rox, because I'm assured a spot there every month, 'cuz I'm the boss.
What's that? What's that you say? What's my favorite Grandmaster Flash lyric? Well, I'd have to say It's the first few lines of The Message.
"Broken glass,
Everywhere!
People peein' on the streets,
Ya'now they just don't care!"
Very yes. When are they going to put a new StrongBad email up?
I feel bad for Warren Cuccurello, who was once in Duran Duran and Missing Persons. He's so awesome, he doesn't even know it!
I finally got the cords I need for my SEGA Master System and Genesis. My friend Jazmire thought they were burnt spaghettis, so he tried to eat them, but I stopped 'em!
Also a shotout to Cousin Buttah D, before I gave a shoutout to Cousin Buttah L and her friend.
Hey! What's your name? Do I know you?
Friday, June 16, 2006
"Why, Buttah? WHY!?!"
Hey, friends! Recently my other friends over at the Sega8Bit forum decided to draw a picture of me! Checkit out!
Teeheehee! Thanks to chaoticjelly, the creator of it!
Teeheehee! Thanks to chaoticjelly, the creator of it!
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
"Dearest Jerome Timothy,"
Dearest Jerome Timothy,
I was wondering when you are going to send me that bottle of soda pop you promised me. Dost thou remember our little game of snooker? Of course, you do, old chap! You have the finest memory in the whole country of Buzdekastanopia! That's why you remember that my birthday is in two days...Right? You remember my birthday! Anywho, I was just sending you this telogramaphone message to request my soda pop to be that new "Root Beer" flavor that all the entreupenuers keep collamering aboot. Yes, oh yes. I am sure to be a hit with the ladies, now! They will be all over Jazmire Fortran Buntcake the IV! Oh, yes. Maybe even very yes. I am sure to be "cool" as the modern youngsters say. And to all Jerome Timothy's greatest fans out there, I say howdy-doo and Tyler, too! Oh, ho ho. I just find so much fun in taking current campaign slogans and changing them into modern greetings with which to have shenanigans. Oh, ho ho ho. Come come, laugh with me old boy...Harhar! Boy, it sure is taking me a long time to send this telygrompyhone, erm, excuse me, chap. There seems to be no eraser on this outrageous device. Pity, true pirt, what what. I must call the designers and show them their errors and flaws! So, until next time, Mr. Buttah, I bid you adu and farewell. I am off! Oh, and PS, I wish thee best of luck with thy hemoroids. Dearest Mother Butter has some creme she bids me to giveth thee!
This was the letter my friend Jazmire sent to me. How am I supposed to respond to this? Hmm...
Dearest Jazmire Fortran,
I believe that it was I, and not you, foolish weasel, that won the stupid card game we had on Tuesday. It wasn't snooker we were playing! IT WAS POKER! Gosh, you are so stupid sometimes. At least I know how to speyll! There were a millyon spellying errors in your letter! Flaws is spelled flawys. DUH! Oh, but since it's your birthday, homie, I'll be a little more respectful to you. I will buy you your soda. But root beer? COME ON! That's like the rarest delicacy in Buzdekastanopia! Where am I supposed to find that? Oh, wait. I forgot. I'm king of Buzdekastanopia. Well, then you should be getting me it! BOW DOWN! GIVITH ME 2 KAPUTNIKS TO WHICH I CAN BUY WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED. It will be perfectly right and a Christmas delight. Oh, how TransButtah loves that movie. Jack Frost rocks. Or as you would say, is worthy of its own vaudeville! Punk...
I was wondering when you are going to send me that bottle of soda pop you promised me. Dost thou remember our little game of snooker? Of course, you do, old chap! You have the finest memory in the whole country of Buzdekastanopia! That's why you remember that my birthday is in two days...Right? You remember my birthday! Anywho, I was just sending you this telogramaphone message to request my soda pop to be that new "Root Beer" flavor that all the entreupenuers keep collamering aboot. Yes, oh yes. I am sure to be a hit with the ladies, now! They will be all over Jazmire Fortran Buntcake the IV! Oh, yes. Maybe even very yes. I am sure to be "cool" as the modern youngsters say. And to all Jerome Timothy's greatest fans out there, I say howdy-doo and Tyler, too! Oh, ho ho. I just find so much fun in taking current campaign slogans and changing them into modern greetings with which to have shenanigans. Oh, ho ho ho. Come come, laugh with me old boy...Harhar! Boy, it sure is taking me a long time to send this telygrompyhone, erm, excuse me, chap. There seems to be no eraser on this outrageous device. Pity, true pirt, what what. I must call the designers and show them their errors and flaws! So, until next time, Mr. Buttah, I bid you adu and farewell. I am off! Oh, and PS, I wish thee best of luck with thy hemoroids. Dearest Mother Butter has some creme she bids me to giveth thee!
Sincerely with great gratitude and a day of birth in two nights,
Jazmire Fortran Buntcake IV
This was the letter my friend Jazmire sent to me. How am I supposed to respond to this? Hmm...
Dearest Jazmire Fortran,
I believe that it was I, and not you, foolish weasel, that won the stupid card game we had on Tuesday. It wasn't snooker we were playing! IT WAS POKER! Gosh, you are so stupid sometimes. At least I know how to speyll! There were a millyon spellying errors in your letter! Flaws is spelled flawys. DUH! Oh, but since it's your birthday, homie, I'll be a little more respectful to you. I will buy you your soda. But root beer? COME ON! That's like the rarest delicacy in Buzdekastanopia! Where am I supposed to find that? Oh, wait. I forgot. I'm king of Buzdekastanopia. Well, then you should be getting me it! BOW DOWN! GIVITH ME 2 KAPUTNIKS TO WHICH I CAN BUY WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED. It will be perfectly right and a Christmas delight. Oh, how TransButtah loves that movie. Jack Frost rocks. Or as you would say, is worthy of its own vaudeville! Punk...
Peace and love from Buzdekastanopia's king,
You're not getting any root beer from me,
Maybe a cream soda,
Jerome Timothy Buttah
AKA
Trans Buttah
Sunday, June 04, 2006
"O, Tanuki, Tanuki, How Big It Is!"
Hey dawgs. I want you, yes you, to find out what this famous Japanese song means in English!
Tan Tan Tanuki no kintama wa
Kaze mo nai no ni
Bura bura bura
HAHAHA! Only I know what it means. I might, just might, post what it means later!
Saturday, June 03, 2006
"Thatsa-da-spicy-da-meatball!"
Hey friends! Just wanted to say I added two new links to the right of this post.
1. A place where you might be able to get free money!
2. I updated the about page with a link to another one of my failed attempts at a site!
Peace peace peace! LOL!
Oh, and just so you know, I will never pretened to be someone almost exactly like Mario Mario or Luigi Mario!
1. A place where you might be able to get free money!
2. I updated the about page with a link to another one of my failed attempts at a site!
Peace peace peace! LOL!
Oh, and just so you know, I will never pretened to be someone almost exactly like Mario Mario or Luigi Mario!
Friday, June 02, 2006
"Awllah D Abuv!"
Hey there! Just wanted to say I added the new BBBR! Buttah Band Bonanza Recipient! DUH DUH DUUUUUUH! BIG CITY ROCK! I love their song "All of the Above"...Fallin' in love! LOL! Later, I will see you.
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
"Mine Name is TransButtah, Welcome to the TransButtah Show!"
Hey there, globs o' cows! I was wonderin' if any of you watch "Last Comic Standing"?! I know I do! That guy BuckStar is awexome! With all his fake weelchair shenanigans, and his BuckStar, Welcome to BuckStar show things. Anyway, I could not find a website for him, because I wanted to link to him.
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Monday, May 29, 2006
"Randy, Rando, Random, Randomness"
Here are just some random things I was thinkin'!
- Wouldn't it be cool if someone made a bird poo cannon? YES!
- Wouldn't it be cool if TransButtah in Miracle World was a real video game?
- Wouldn't it be cool if TransButtah could eat T-Shirts?
- Wouldn't it be uncool if TransButtah lost his superpowers?
- Wouldn't it be cool if TransButtah didn't have superpowers?
- Wouldn't it be cool if I dluoc klat sdrawkcab?
- Why isn't Captain Planet dead yet?
- In the episode of Family Guy where Peter Griffin loses all his bones, his chin still has shape...Why?
- Wouldn't it be cool if I grew wings?
- Wouldn't it be cool if you knew all the jobs I've had?
- Wouldn't it be cool if all the jobs I had were go-go dancer, bodyguard, sheep herder, and business dance manager?
- Wouldn't it be cool if there were more?
- Wouldn't it be cool if TransButtah were in one-a those iPod commercials?
- Wouldn't it be cool if I really did live near Stan Stepanic?
- Wouldn't it be cool if you posted a comment in response to this?
- Wouldn't it be cool if I could fit into my spandex?
- Wouldn't it be cool if my Sonic the Hedgehog boxers still fit?
- Wouldn't it be cool if I wore them anyway?
- Wouldn't it be cool if I was wearing them right now?
- Wouldn't it be cool if there was no number twenty?
Friday, May 26, 2006
"One Buttah, Two Buttah, Five?"
Hey homies! Just wanted to say that I've been playing my Sega Master System alot. Those guys over at the Sega8Bit.com forum are awesome. They're jeniuoses when it comes to the SMS! I also submitted a review for "Alex Kidd in Shinobi World", and I hope it's up soon. I'm also working on a walkthrough.
A new band is Buttah's Favorite! Check it out on the navbar!
Or watch the video of them here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrNVeaXkfZs
A new band is Buttah's Favorite! Check it out on the navbar!
Or watch the video of them here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrNVeaXkfZs
Thursday, May 25, 2006
"! TransButtah hattuBsnarT !"
Hello, once more, dear friends. I found possibly the coolest song ever. Behold :
Oh, yes. Maybe even very yes. Gnarls Barkley da' man! Is (are) Gnarls Barkley a person or band? Hmm...
Anyway, I've decided to start a new section...
DUHDUH DAAAAH!
The "Buttah Band Bonanza" section! Here I will post my "Buttah Band" who currently reigns supreme on my playlist! This week...
DUHDUH DAAAAH!
Gnarls Barkley! Woohoo! Congratulations, Mr. Barkley!
You can find the link to the page on the right-hand sidebar! Check it out, and learn how to be a Buttah Favorite, yourself!
Woohoo! I'm in the mood for food!
Yay! Styx concert in 2 days! Can't wait. I'll try to get some pictures of me there on the blog soon. 22nd row, baby!!! Booyah! I'll probably get better pics than I did at that Vaudeville I went to. Oh, man. That thing was horrible. Everyone was in black and white!
Why, oh, why, you say, haven't I gone to an A-Ha concert? Why do you think? They cut me out of their video! You can see about 15 posts back...
I got a few more ideas for the Buttah Band recipients, but after about 3, I'll be out of ideas, so get your comments up!
Peas and cabbage!
Oh, yes. Maybe even very yes. Gnarls Barkley da' man! Is (are) Gnarls Barkley a person or band? Hmm...
Anyway, I've decided to start a new section...
DUHDUH DAAAAH!
The "Buttah Band Bonanza" section! Here I will post my "Buttah Band" who currently reigns supreme on my playlist! This week...
DUHDUH DAAAAH!
Gnarls Barkley! Woohoo! Congratulations, Mr. Barkley!
You can find the link to the page on the right-hand sidebar! Check it out, and learn how to be a Buttah Favorite, yourself!
Woohoo! I'm in the mood for food!
Yay! Styx concert in 2 days! Can't wait. I'll try to get some pictures of me there on the blog soon. 22nd row, baby!!! Booyah! I'll probably get better pics than I did at that Vaudeville I went to. Oh, man. That thing was horrible. Everyone was in black and white!
Why, oh, why, you say, haven't I gone to an A-Ha concert? Why do you think? They cut me out of their video! You can see about 15 posts back...
I got a few more ideas for the Buttah Band recipients, but after about 3, I'll be out of ideas, so get your comments up!
Peas and cabbage!
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
"Hey Look! Sasquatch! Oh...Crud...AAH AAAAAAAAH!"
Hey guys. TransButtah just was at a photoshoot! Checkout the final result!
Or Go Here : http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/6823/pic63iv.jpg
I gotta get a photo gallery up soon!
I'm so hot.
BIG NEWS! Uzbekastanopia, where I am president, has decided to change their name back to Buzdekastanopia! Don't you think it sounds cooler?
If you ever wonder why all my pictures are cartoons, it's becuase I have this thing called Animatosis, where I constantly change from real person to cartoon over and over again. When I do, the things around me change, too. :-( Poor me!
I've recently been going around RuneScape, bugging people to buy me a beer. If they do, they get on my "People Who Bought TransButtah an Alcoholic Drink" list. If they don't, it's me pretending to be a cow and following them for a long time.
So if you ever see me, buy me a beer!
Peas!
Or Go Here : http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/6823/pic63iv.jpg
I gotta get a photo gallery up soon!
I'm so hot.
BIG NEWS! Uzbekastanopia, where I am president, has decided to change their name back to Buzdekastanopia! Don't you think it sounds cooler?
If you ever wonder why all my pictures are cartoons, it's becuase I have this thing called Animatosis, where I constantly change from real person to cartoon over and over again. When I do, the things around me change, too. :-( Poor me!
I've recently been going around RuneScape, bugging people to buy me a beer. If they do, they get on my "People Who Bought TransButtah an Alcoholic Drink" list. If they don't, it's me pretending to be a cow and following them for a long time.
So if you ever see me, buy me a beer!
Peas!
Saturday, May 20, 2006
"Oopsies Scoopsies!"
Before I used my other host, which does not allow linking to the direct image, so here it is:
This is my RS Card...Pretty small version...The link has the big version...
Here is the direct link : http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6574/pic57qk.gif
This is my RS Card...Pretty small version...The link has the big version...
Here is the direct link : http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6574/pic57qk.gif
"Goodnight, Rune!"
Hey everyone! Great news! I took a wrong turn at Alberquerque and wound up in the world of RuneScape! (http://www.runescape.com/) Now I have my own RuneScape account! Check out these pics!
Here's me shouting my name in the middle of public. I love to do the jump-jig in RS! They blocked out part of my name, though. :-(
Here's my RS card, if you want to know a bit more about my character. And of course, he is wearing his gold ring and necklace which he saved up very hard for. And his crown.
So if you ever see "Jay Tim But", be sure to follow him, shout dance party, and GET DOWN!
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
"SPAMBURGHA!"
Apparently some people think it's funny to spam my blog and say that it's about man-fashion. Yeah, I was a go-go dancer and all, but so what? If you want a blog about man-fashion, go to man-fashion.com, whatever that is. Only Trans Buttah can spam. So please don't spam me unless you're cool.
Trans Buttah has new pictures of me! Check them out! I made it for my MySpace page! It's not too gooda quality here, but it's gonna be better on the MySpace! Peace...
Trans Buttah has new pictures of me! Check them out! I made it for my MySpace page! It's not too gooda quality here, but it's gonna be better on the MySpace! Peace...
Monday, May 15, 2006
"Wow! I Have a Lot of Boots!"
Today I added this thing on the navbar to the right that links to a page about me. Checkit owt! It tells you my origins! I'll be updating it every once in a while, so keep checking back!
Moo.
Moo.
Sunday, May 14, 2006
"The E3 Sickness!"
Hey guys! I'm sick! :-( Trans Buttah no feel gewd! He gotsda cold! :-(
DID ANY OF YOU SEE E3?!?! It was like so awesome! I actually got to go! I'll try to post pictures soon, okay guys? I promise : As soon as I get better! There were all these awesome games! They had "Spore", "Mario Galaxies", and "Zelda : Twilight Princess"! I can't wait to get a Wii! They changed the name of the Revolution to the Wii...Teeheehee...I want to Wii Wii!
Don't believe me!? Go to Nintendo.com! Woot!
I gotta buy one as soon as it comes out! If I can scrape up enough money for one...I'm always buying Atari, Coleco, and Amiga games, so I gotta get a job...
DID ANY OF YOU SEE E3?!?! It was like so awesome! I actually got to go! I'll try to post pictures soon, okay guys? I promise : As soon as I get better! There were all these awesome games! They had "Spore", "Mario Galaxies", and "Zelda : Twilight Princess"! I can't wait to get a Wii! They changed the name of the Revolution to the Wii...Teeheehee...I want to Wii Wii!
Don't believe me!? Go to Nintendo.com! Woot!
I gotta buy one as soon as it comes out! If I can scrape up enough money for one...I'm always buying Atari, Coleco, and Amiga games, so I gotta get a job...
"LEEEEROY JJJJ-TRANS BUTTAAAAAAAAH!"
Sorry I haven't been updatin' recently, guys. I was on my other computer, the one that's not Apple II. Oh, man, am I hungry! I want my baygels, kaizer! Who put the tiger in my latre'en?!?!
Aliens are watching us...Maybe. I hope they like dancing. Cuz I am a master-dancer! I used to be a go-go dancer, remember! Oh, yah! I was so hot! HOT HOT!
Peace. U stiinjks!
Aliens are watching us...Maybe. I hope they like dancing. Cuz I am a master-dancer! I used to be a go-go dancer, remember! Oh, yah! I was so hot! HOT HOT!
Peace. U stiinjks!
Friday, May 05, 2006
"Karma, Karma, Karma!!!"
Do you know what show I love? Of course you don't! One of my favorite shows is "My Name is Earl". I wish I could be just like him. He's just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl.
He goes around trying to fix everything he done wrong.
Earl's brother Randy on that show kinda reminds me of my friend Jasmire (or spelled Jazmire, if you want to be serious). Poop. That's all my friend J-Mire likes to talk about...Okay, maybe not...
Sorry I haven't been updating recently. I've been watching "Walker, Texas Ranger". I love that show! I wish Chuck Norris could round-house kick me to the face. Maybe some of his coolness would rub off onto me. I also like that other ranger-side kick, or something...What's his name??? Is it John??? I dunno...Anyway...I don't have to go...Umm...Watch...Chuck Norris...
FROOSH!
He goes around trying to fix everything he done wrong.
Earl's brother Randy on that show kinda reminds me of my friend Jasmire (or spelled Jazmire, if you want to be serious). Poop. That's all my friend J-Mire likes to talk about...Okay, maybe not...
Sorry I haven't been updating recently. I've been watching "Walker, Texas Ranger". I love that show! I wish Chuck Norris could round-house kick me to the face. Maybe some of his coolness would rub off onto me. I also like that other ranger-side kick, or something...What's his name??? Is it John??? I dunno...Anyway...I don't have to go...Umm...Watch...Chuck Norris...
FROOSH!
Monday, May 01, 2006
"MySpace, Not Yours!"
Heh heh. I'm surprised! On the second day of my MySpace being up, I already have had a total of 5 friend requests! I only allowed 3, though. To all my MySpace homies out there, it is because something on your page scares me. "Friends" don't show me scary pictures, like of things, I dunno, of a breakdancing shark...Umm...Scratch that...That would be kewl...
Anyway, I want everyone to sign up to be my friend! Maybe I'll send you a foam finger!
I've also made some friend requests...They might be to...Umm...Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Fred Marshall...
I tried the Count from Sesame Street, but it wouldn't let me sign up because I'm not a personal friend of the Count's.
Trans Buttah's song of whenever he feels like picking a new one:
"Danielle, Dottie, and Diane" by Secret Syde! WOOHOO! Checkit owt by going to my MySpace (myspace.com/tbuttah) and selecting under friends, "Secret Syde". They have the song there.
Canst I receivith thou "Wootith Wootith"?
Peace.
Anyway, I want everyone to sign up to be my friend! Maybe I'll send you a foam finger!
I've also made some friend requests...They might be to...Umm...Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Fred Marshall...
I tried the Count from Sesame Street, but it wouldn't let me sign up because I'm not a personal friend of the Count's.
Trans Buttah's song of whenever he feels like picking a new one:
"Danielle, Dottie, and Diane" by Secret Syde! WOOHOO! Checkit owt by going to my MySpace (myspace.com/tbuttah) and selecting under friends, "Secret Syde". They have the song there.
Canst I receivith thou "Wootith Wootith"?
Peace.
Sunday, April 30, 2006
"More About My Boot"
Woo! I'm finally back from Japan! To celebrate, I've finally made my own MySpace! Sign up to be my friend!
http://myspace.com/tbuttah
Also, I've decided to reveal a bit more aboot meslef. I actually had several jobs. My current occupation is a security guard and musician, but I was a business dance instructor, where all these men in tuxedos pranced around glitterful suitcases, and I used to be a go-go dancer...Don't laugh...Okay, it might be a little funny...And I also run my own company! "Jerome Buttah's Sheep Herding Farm," where we herd all types of sheep at Uncle Buttah's farm. Then we take the wool off of them. I get lotsa hives and junk from them, though, because I am allergic to sheep wool...
Now you know...But the less you know...The better or worse? Yeah, it's probably better...
http://myspace.com/tbuttah
Also, I've decided to reveal a bit more aboot meslef. I actually had several jobs. My current occupation is a security guard and musician, but I was a business dance instructor, where all these men in tuxedos pranced around glitterful suitcases, and I used to be a go-go dancer...Don't laugh...Okay, it might be a little funny...And I also run my own company! "Jerome Buttah's Sheep Herding Farm," where we herd all types of sheep at Uncle Buttah's farm. Then we take the wool off of them. I get lotsa hives and junk from them, though, because I am allergic to sheep wool...
Now you know...But the less you know...The better or worse? Yeah, it's probably better...
Saturday, April 29, 2006
"Pieces-Peaces-Pictures of Me"
Woo! It's great over here in Japan! I love paying $12.50 for a bag of cornflakes...Yeah, they only sell them in bags here...
Here are some pictures of me! Check them out!
Here are some pictures of me! Check them out!
Me taking my daily jog with my friends, Mario and Luigi.
I dunno...Some of the other people besides Mario and Luigi seem kinda weird to me...
That's my trip! Hopefully, I'll be back home soon...I miss the homemade spaghettis my mother used to make...Oh, Mutha Buttah, how I miss thee.
Piece out-Peace out-Picture out...
"O, Hark to the Weirdness!"
Hello again! It's me, Trans B.
My trip to Japan is going great. Some of the things here are really weird, though. Now, everyone knows that video games are huge in Japan. They sell out like hotcakes and pots of spaghetti. But little do ya know, that some of the video game characters are real. Some guy sold me this tape for a paperclip and a hug.
Amazing, huh? I wish I were there.
I must find Pac-Man...
I am now on a 24 hour Pac-Man watch...Do not disturb me...Unless you are Pac-Man!
I will post updates to my watch here...Until then...Be on the lookout for giant yellow men being chased by ghosts...TO THE LIBRARY!
My trip to Japan is going great. Some of the things here are really weird, though. Now, everyone knows that video games are huge in Japan. They sell out like hotcakes and pots of spaghetti. But little do ya know, that some of the video game characters are real. Some guy sold me this tape for a paperclip and a hug.
Amazing, huh? I wish I were there.
I must find Pac-Man...
I am now on a 24 hour Pac-Man watch...Do not disturb me...Unless you are Pac-Man!
I will post updates to my watch here...Until then...Be on the lookout for giant yellow men being chased by ghosts...TO THE LIBRARY!
Friday, April 28, 2006
"My Trip to Japan"
Heylo, everybody! I'm Doctah Buttah! Konichi wva! Hola! Buenos Dias! Guttentan! Guess where I am! I'm in Japan! That's right! I had to take a business trip...umm...for blogging...and being a security guard...anyone? Anyways, the enter button is not working for some strange reason, so I guess I'll have to keep on typing. There are lotsa kewl people here. I met this one guy, and he was selling fortune cookies. Another guy was selling calamari...What's calamari? Only American Idol Lunvahs will get that. I hate the show with all my life. In Japan, they might have Japan Idol, where all the people come and sing weird songs, like Barbie Girl and Dragostea Din Tei. I'll try to post some pictures on the internet soon. Till then, peace out from the Land of the Rising son!
Monday, April 24, 2006
"Hotness - Noun - What Trans Buttah is..."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12371978/?GT1=7938
Check that out. Gilbert Godfried was named the least hottest man ever.
TOTAL LIE!
TOTAL LIE!
I happen to think he is...umm...not the hottest person, but it shouldn't be him! It should be my arch nemesis - Evil Buttah...He is so unhot...
You want to know someone who is hot? Strongbad! And me...
Checkit out!
http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/9/98/MontageStrongBad.png/180px-MontageStrongBad.png
Check that out. Gilbert Godfried was named the least hottest man ever.
TOTAL LIE!
TOTAL LIE!
I happen to think he is...umm...not the hottest person, but it shouldn't be him! It should be my arch nemesis - Evil Buttah...He is so unhot...
You want to know someone who is hot? Strongbad! And me...
Checkit out!
http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/9/98/MontageStrongBad.png/180px-MontageStrongBad.png
Sunday, April 23, 2006
"I Thankith Thee, Squire!!!"
Special thanks to Stan Stepanic of shinobiman.proboards15.com! After IP and IP being banned over and over again, I finally am allowed to post again! THANKS SO MUCH! I now limit my stupidness! Woohoo!
"Hooked on Trans Buttah"
I love this man!
He is the greatest man who ever lived, I hope. Chuck Norris is pretty cool, too, but he doesn't have any music videos that this world knows of.
This was David Hasselhoff's music video for "Hooked on a Feeling", and he sings it pretty well, but the video is kinda scary.
Buttah, out.
He is the greatest man who ever lived, I hope. Chuck Norris is pretty cool, too, but he doesn't have any music videos that this world knows of.
This was David Hasselhoff's music video for "Hooked on a Feeling", and he sings it pretty well, but the video is kinda scary.
Buttah, out.
"Professor Ile"
I updated my profiel. Now I have a sketch of what I look like! See!? I even included the 3D glasses I am wearing right now. I also have a few things in the about section. One of the questions made me uncomfortable.
Know what character on TV I like? Kevin from the office. I feel he is just like me. I tried to impersonate him once. I got 90 M&Ms in my mouth, but then I choked and lost my pot of spaghetti. Oh, wait, there it is. Never mind.
Teletubby bye bye!
Know what character on TV I like? Kevin from the office. I feel he is just like me. I tried to impersonate him once. I got 90 M&Ms in my mouth, but then I choked and lost my pot of spaghetti. Oh, wait, there it is. Never mind.
Teletubby bye bye!
"Buyith They Chicken Tenderfloogans!"
Some of have probably said you saw the video with me on VH1. Well you are wrong! Most of the copies were destroyed during that giant tsunami wave. I think it was called the New Wave? Whatever.
Visit CamKaraoke.com for some coolness.
I finally have it! The answer to the question why the chicken crossed the road! Here it is:
r = π * 400 * 600% - Σ / (600 * 600) + a * (mc * mc) / QRSTUV - WXY * Z
when a = LMNOP, r = "to get to the other side"
Pure genious!
Visit CamKaraoke.com for some coolness.
I finally have it! The answer to the question why the chicken crossed the road! Here it is:
r = π * 400 * 600% - Σ / (600 * 600) + a * (mc * mc) / QRSTUV - WXY * Z
when a = LMNOP, r = "to get to the other side"
Pure genious!
"You Wonder Why A-Ha Doesn't Come to America Anymore?"
Here's something I bet ya'll didn't know! I was in the A-Ha video for "Take On Me", but they cut me out because they thought I ruined it. They gave me a copy of the original, though, so here are some screen captures of me in action!
I am here, too, but you can hardly see me! 
They didn't think that this part was funny... 
Here I am running towards Mr. Etch-A-Sketch! 
Running from some other bikers who stole my three-wheeler! 
They said they could put up with the other things, but what I did here was too much. I erased Morten Harket!
Here I am as one of the bikers!
Good times...good times. Oh, I miss the days when I was in music videos. I'll see if I can find any of the other tapes I have.
Till then, Balooga!
"I Can't Believe It's Not Trans Buttah!"
One time I auditioned for a spot in the band "Depeche Mode", but they didn't want to use my names. Here's a list of what we would have been like:
Band : Taco Mode
Members :
Jerome Buttah
Gitsy
Lady Marmalade
Dino Balogni
That Spaghettios Guy
I'm better off without them! I might release a new CD soon. I'll post some samples online soon, I hope. If I'm too lazy, then no.
I finally have a leak in my roof! Now I get free water! YAY!
What's your favorite type of butter? Besides Trans Buttah, I like Stick butter, Parkay, Margerine, and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. I just love to stick a spoon in them and just taste the butteryness! I also like to sometimes take those little butter packets and pop them in my mouth like mints when I needs a snack! No Double Mint Twins for me!
Til' latah, Vader!
(C)Trans Buttah
Band : Taco Mode
Members :
Jerome Buttah
Gitsy
Lady Marmalade
Dino Balogni
That Spaghettios Guy
I'm better off without them! I might release a new CD soon. I'll post some samples online soon, I hope. If I'm too lazy, then no.
I finally have a leak in my roof! Now I get free water! YAY!
What's your favorite type of butter? Besides Trans Buttah, I like Stick butter, Parkay, Margerine, and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. I just love to stick a spoon in them and just taste the butteryness! I also like to sometimes take those little butter packets and pop them in my mouth like mints when I needs a snack! No Double Mint Twins for me!
Til' latah, Vader!
(C)Trans Buttah
Saturday, April 22, 2006
"Yo Mama's Almost as Fat as Me!"
Yes, it's true. I am fatter than your mom. Don't laugh...Okay! Fine! Be that way!
One time, I got stuck in an elevator, and I couldn't get out!
And I used to play guitar! But now, I can't even see the frets! :-( I was the Hendrix of my day...Oh, and I still am here in Uzbekastanopia! You should come see me in concert! Not seeing the frets doesn't stop me from playing! I'll try to get some album art up soon...Stay tuned, dowg!
One time, I got stuck in an elevator, and I couldn't get out!
And I used to play guitar! But now, I can't even see the frets! :-( I was the Hendrix of my day...Oh, and I still am here in Uzbekastanopia! You should come see me in concert! Not seeing the frets doesn't stop me from playing! I'll try to get some album art up soon...Stay tuned, dowg!
"It's Like Buttah!"
Let me tell you about what I ate today!
For breakfast, I had eight eggs, twelve containers of orange juice, twenty one strips of bacon, fourty eight hamsteaks, sixty two waffles, and eighty nine pancakes.
For lunch, I had sixty four cans of Spagghetios, ninety nine slices of pizza (a new record!), fourty four chicken tenders, and six hundred and twelve hamburgers. I wasn't too hungry today!
And finally, for dinner, I had five cows, seventy hams, eleven dishes of chicken parmigian, eight hundred french fries, a seventy ounce steak, a few people, a tablecloth, and the candles. I think I scared "The Villa del Italiano" out of my neighborhood! Sorry...
Mmm...I love food! Food is all I can think about!!! RAAHHH! Must eat you! Ouch! I hit my head on the screen!
Today, I went up to a cop, did the Forbidden Dance of Lambada, and ran away! He'll never know what hit him! Yes! I did it! I did the forbidden dance, and did not get arrested! Mwahaha! The earth is mine!
For breakfast, I had eight eggs, twelve containers of orange juice, twenty one strips of bacon, fourty eight hamsteaks, sixty two waffles, and eighty nine pancakes.
For lunch, I had sixty four cans of Spagghetios, ninety nine slices of pizza (a new record!), fourty four chicken tenders, and six hundred and twelve hamburgers. I wasn't too hungry today!
And finally, for dinner, I had five cows, seventy hams, eleven dishes of chicken parmigian, eight hundred french fries, a seventy ounce steak, a few people, a tablecloth, and the candles. I think I scared "The Villa del Italiano" out of my neighborhood! Sorry...
Mmm...I love food! Food is all I can think about!!! RAAHHH! Must eat you! Ouch! I hit my head on the screen!
Today, I went up to a cop, did the Forbidden Dance of Lambada, and ran away! He'll never know what hit him! Yes! I did it! I did the forbidden dance, and did not get arrested! Mwahaha! The earth is mine!
"Eatith thy Peach Cobbler, Madame Krupp!"
Today I took a walk over to my Uncle's house. He lives just around the corner, five miles away. I spent the day on his cow ranch. While we were watching the jolly Heffalumps eat their beef stew in the moonlight, we heard a retched cry! AHHHAAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAH! It sounded like that! I looked over to Pretty Princess Hill, and saw a T-Rex! He had my friend Jazmire in his beak! I quickly grabbed the Tylenol and headed towards him. With toothpick in hand, I shoved my fist in his eye, and Chuck Norris did a round-house kick to the face. Oh, good times, good times!
You know, I love to attend different kinds of concerts! Here's one I found on the internet that I was at. You can hear me screaming "JY" in the audience! He rox.
Yeah. Till latah!
You know, I love to attend different kinds of concerts! Here's one I found on the internet that I was at. You can hear me screaming "JY" in the audience! He rox.
Yeah. Till latah!
"Blogging 'Round the World Since 400 BC!"
Hello! My name is Trans Buttah. My real name is Jerome Timothy Buttah, but you can call me Buttah, if you want. You know, that sounds kinda stupid, so never mind. Just call me Trans Buttah. That's my name! Shut up...
Let me tell you a little bit aboot meslef! I currently reside in the country my family took over, Uzbekastanopia. For fun, I throw vegetables at people from my balcony, and I like to go on the Sega8Bit forum. They're such nice people there. I also have fun playing video games. If you're lucky, for all you anti-techno people out there, I'll post some pictures of them!
Teeheehee! Oh, hold on. Someone's at the door.
YAY PIZZA! I like pizza.
So, anyway, I'll be posting topics about various things here every time I get around to it, so keep looking!
Let me tell you a little bit aboot meslef! I currently reside in the country my family took over, Uzbekastanopia. For fun, I throw vegetables at people from my balcony, and I like to go on the Sega8Bit forum. They're such nice people there. I also have fun playing video games. If you're lucky, for all you anti-techno people out there, I'll post some pictures of them!
Teeheehee! Oh, hold on. Someone's at the door.
YAY PIZZA! I like pizza.
So, anyway, I'll be posting topics about various things here every time I get around to it, so keep looking!
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