"Have a Holly Jolly Buttah!"

Behold! Santa loves TransButtah!

"ROCK BUTTAH!"

Rock Lobster on Family Guy. Pure Genious.

B52's are one of the greatest bands ever.

"Shout to my Fart!"

This guy rocks!
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"Who Wants to be a Superhero in a Nutshell!!!"

Behold, my most favoritest show ever! Who Wants to be a Superhero, Stan Lee's latest, greatest, and most SUPER invention yet! And now, it is time for me to wrap what I have seen up in a nutshell, with chocolate on top, a cherry, and cool-whip.

Let's meet the characters...
Nitro G - He's awesome, he was voted off second, though. :-(
Major Victory - Ooh! Mr. Shiny Pants! Just a little quote from him! :-) He's the man...The superman!
Cell Phone Girl - She harnesses the powers of cell phones! SHE NEVER ROAMS!!!
Levity - He got voted off, sadly, because he said he was going to make action figures of himself. Who wouldn't!?
Creature - She harnesses the powers of creatures!!! :-) She also has a whip! :-)
Feedback - This guy better watch out. The Dark Enforcer said he's gonna get this guy!
Lemuria - No, she doesn't have the powers of lemures. She does have a shiny suit, though!
Fat Momma - She is the awesomest. She has donuts on her belt! AND A THEME SONG!
Iron Enforcer - This guy has one cool gun. It's a proton-plasma, with laser side cannons, and heat-seeking targets. I dunno. I made that part up.
Monkey Woman - She has monkey powers, but sadly revealed her identity as an actress.
Tyveculus - WHAT IS THIS TREACHERY? I feel bad for him though, because he didn't get a real costume change! Can anyone spell "unfair"? U-N-F-A-I-R!
Rotiart - Rotiart backwards is TRAITOR!
Stan Lee - Creator of the show. He keeps an eye on the superheroes.
Dark Enforcer - MWAHAHA! We'll get to him later...

But first, Fat Momma's theme song!

So let's learn a bit about the show. The contestants go through challenges, and Stan eliminates the ones who lose. Here's a bit more...The winner will get a comic book and SciFi Channel Movie. Oh, and notice how Major Victory dances...

BY THE SOURCE OF LIGHT! I AM TYVECULUS!

First Episode - Rotiart is sent as a spy for Stan, and finds out about Levity making action figures when all the superheroes arrive. Stan makes him leave. :-( So soon! Then, the superheroes first challenge is to run as fast as they can through this shopping center thing. Secretly, without telling the contestants, Stan puts a crying little girl who lost her mom in the middle of the course. Almost all of the superheroes run past her, but she was the real test. So Nitro G gets voted off.

And now I don't feel like writing anymore. So...Oh, well.

"Oops, I Made Iced Tea!"

Recently, I got to interview a virtual Mister T (Not really him) using the Talk to Mister T at http://www.astonishingtales.com/askmrt/

Here is how it went...

You: Hello, Mr. T! Can I Ask You A Question?
Mr T: Talk To Mr T! He'll Fix You Good!
You: You'll Fix Me Good? What?
Mr T: Your Questions Make No Sense. Fool!
You: Actually, My Question Does Make Sense!
Mr T: What Makes You Think It's Yours?
You: Oh, My Gosh! Mr. T! Stop!
Mr T: What Makes You Think It's Yours?
You: Okay. Let's Start Over.
Mr T: You're Crazy. Fool!
You: My Name Is Transbuttah!
Mr T: Only A Fool Treasures Their Belongings
You: That...that Was Very Off-topic!
Mr T: Kids. Stay In School!
You: Umm...
Mr T: I Was Clubber Lang! I Kicked Rocky's Short Butt.
You: Yes, Yes, You Did Kick Rocky's Butt!
Mr T: We're Not Talking About Me. Fool.
You: Actually, I Was Talking About You.
Mr T: We're Not Talking About Me. Fool.
You: Let's Start Again, Once More.
Mr T: Don't Use Drugs.
You: Okay. My Name Is Transbuttah.
Mr T: You Seem Confused About Where You Are Heading In Life.
You: Can I Ask You A Few Questions?
Mr T: You Seem More Concerned About Me Than Your Own Fool Ass.
You: Well, Transbuttah, I Mean I, Do Adore You!
Mr T: You Seem More Concerned About Me Than Your Own Fool Ass.
You: When Did You Give Up Your Gold Chains And Bling?
Mr T: Your Questions Make No Sense. Fool!
You: Stop!
Mr T: Drink Your Milk. Milk Makes You Strong!
You: Yes, It Does! I Drink My Milk! Okay?
Mr T: Crazy Fool! Why Do You Think So?
You: Okay! That's It! I'm Leaving!
Mr T: Fool! Lots Of People Are Leaving
You: Good! You'll Be Alone!
Mr T: Why Do You Insist On Acting Like A Crazy Fool?
You: Crap! Crap! Crap!
Mr T: You're So Upside-down In The Head That You Probably Think Knight Rider Could Beat The A Team! Make Sense. Sucka. Think About What You Say.
You: Goodbye, Mr. T!
Mr T: See You Next Time.
You: Jerk...
Mr T: Don't Use Drugs.

"Send, Send, GET ONE!"

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