"Oops, I Made Iced Tea!"

Recently, I got to interview a virtual Mister T (Not really him) using the Talk to Mister T at http://www.astonishingtales.com/askmrt/

Here is how it went...

You: Hello, Mr. T! Can I Ask You A Question?
Mr T: Talk To Mr T! He'll Fix You Good!
You: You'll Fix Me Good? What?
Mr T: Your Questions Make No Sense. Fool!
You: Actually, My Question Does Make Sense!
Mr T: What Makes You Think It's Yours?
You: Oh, My Gosh! Mr. T! Stop!
Mr T: What Makes You Think It's Yours?
You: Okay. Let's Start Over.
Mr T: You're Crazy. Fool!
You: My Name Is Transbuttah!
Mr T: Only A Fool Treasures Their Belongings
You: That...that Was Very Off-topic!
Mr T: Kids. Stay In School!
You: Umm...
Mr T: I Was Clubber Lang! I Kicked Rocky's Short Butt.
You: Yes, Yes, You Did Kick Rocky's Butt!
Mr T: We're Not Talking About Me. Fool.
You: Actually, I Was Talking About You.
Mr T: We're Not Talking About Me. Fool.
You: Let's Start Again, Once More.
Mr T: Don't Use Drugs.
You: Okay. My Name Is Transbuttah.
Mr T: You Seem Confused About Where You Are Heading In Life.
You: Can I Ask You A Few Questions?
Mr T: You Seem More Concerned About Me Than Your Own Fool Ass.
You: Well, Transbuttah, I Mean I, Do Adore You!
Mr T: You Seem More Concerned About Me Than Your Own Fool Ass.
You: When Did You Give Up Your Gold Chains And Bling?
Mr T: Your Questions Make No Sense. Fool!
You: Stop!
Mr T: Drink Your Milk. Milk Makes You Strong!
You: Yes, It Does! I Drink My Milk! Okay?
Mr T: Crazy Fool! Why Do You Think So?
You: Okay! That's It! I'm Leaving!
Mr T: Fool! Lots Of People Are Leaving
You: Good! You'll Be Alone!
Mr T: Why Do You Insist On Acting Like A Crazy Fool?
You: Crap! Crap! Crap!
Mr T: You're So Upside-down In The Head That You Probably Think Knight Rider Could Beat The A Team! Make Sense. Sucka. Think About What You Say.
You: Goodbye, Mr. T!
Mr T: See You Next Time.
You: Jerk...
Mr T: Don't Use Drugs.