Here is a kewl Village People video...NOT!
Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
"A Showdown! Don't Try to Lie!"
Hey, friendlies! Check out what I found on Chuck Norris' website!
All too often the noble actions and heroic deeds of children go unrewarded. With this in mind, Chucknorris.com has developed the Incredible Kids Program. This program will highlight the outstanding work and sacrifice put forth by the youth of today. We are searching for examples of heroic actions, public service, or good citizenship.We are asking children up to 18 years of age, to write us and share their experiences.Chuck would like to personally thank each and every child for the letters they write, their thoughts, prayers, and stories of courage."Letter to the Kids" It has been brought to our attention that by choosing one letter a month for a "Letter Winner" that some of you may feel that Mr. Norris is not proud of you for the good things that you have accomplished. He is proud of all of you and wants you all to keep a positive direction in your lives. We will not be picking a monthly winner as we have in the past, but we will post your letters with your parents approval. We want to hear from all of you and all of you are very important to us!
Okay. That's just creepy. "Don't feel bad. Chuck Norris still loves you!" I mean, I have nothing against the Chuck-ster, in fact I love him dearly, but that is kinda weird, don't-cha think?
Now, Mr. T is awesome, too!
Okay, wait. I take that back. Mr. T is cooler than awesome. In fact, he has to have his own word to describe just how cool he really is. And that word is "BLINGADALICIOUSFABULATORYEXTRAORDINARY!" Yup. He's blingadaliciousfabulatoryextraordinary. You can't deny it!
Now, Hasselhoff. He is also cool, in the neighboring school. Check this video out.
Oops! Wrong video. Sorry. Both are on my hard-disk under the name "watch_when_depressed.swf"!
Here it is!
Yup. Totally awesome. Peace.
All too often the noble actions and heroic deeds of children go unrewarded. With this in mind, Chucknorris.com has developed the Incredible Kids Program. This program will highlight the outstanding work and sacrifice put forth by the youth of today. We are searching for examples of heroic actions, public service, or good citizenship.We are asking children up to 18 years of age, to write us and share their experiences.Chuck would like to personally thank each and every child for the letters they write, their thoughts, prayers, and stories of courage."Letter to the Kids" It has been brought to our attention that by choosing one letter a month for a "Letter Winner" that some of you may feel that Mr. Norris is not proud of you for the good things that you have accomplished. He is proud of all of you and wants you all to keep a positive direction in your lives. We will not be picking a monthly winner as we have in the past, but we will post your letters with your parents approval. We want to hear from all of you and all of you are very important to us!
Okay. That's just creepy. "Don't feel bad. Chuck Norris still loves you!" I mean, I have nothing against the Chuck-ster, in fact I love him dearly, but that is kinda weird, don't-cha think?
Now, Mr. T is awesome, too!
Okay, wait. I take that back. Mr. T is cooler than awesome. In fact, he has to have his own word to describe just how cool he really is. And that word is "BLINGADALICIOUSFABULATORYEXTRAORDINARY!" Yup. He's blingadaliciousfabulatoryextraordinary. You can't deny it!
Now, Hasselhoff. He is also cool, in the neighboring school. Check this video out.
Oops! Wrong video. Sorry. Both are on my hard-disk under the name "watch_when_depressed.swf"!
Here it is!
Yup. Totally awesome. Peace.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
"Firewood Can Really Smell Like Roses!"
Hey there homies! Jay here at Ocean City, NJ! I had an unexpected pilgrimage from Buzdekastanopia, where I live. I gottsta post some pic-at-chas soon. Oink. I got internet here, yay! Anyway, Cousin Buttah is pretty rockin', but I'm havin' trouble trying to find out where the toilet is. This place is so huge, I've been using the balcony!
I saw this little kid who threw sand at a seagull. I was like, "SAYWAH!?"
Anywayz, gotsta go, we goin' to the boardwalk bored-walk todos los dias!
I saw this little kid who threw sand at a seagull. I was like, "SAYWAH!?"
Anywayz, gotsta go, we goin' to the boardwalk bored-walk todos los dias!
Saturday, June 24, 2006
"Grapple Cannons Make Good Apples!"
Yah. I'm bored, sooooooooo.
GUESS WHAT I LIKE! I love, and not just like, chocolate milk! It's so scrumptious! I like the Nestle kind. Or, as those French people would say "Nëstlé". A-Har har har har har!
Now, for a little story.
Yesterday, I was walking down the street, back at the ranch, in a building, when I saw my friend Jazmire. I said "Hey, Jazmire!" He said "Ho, Jazmire!" And suddenly, the band "Naughty By Nature" popped up at started singing!
Hip Hop Hooray!
Ho! Hey! Ho!
Hey! Ho! Hey!
Hip Hop Hooray!
And then I asked for their autographs, but to my surprise, they disappeared! Then, Gamera popped out of the ground, and started eating Mr. T's head, which was ten times larger than it was supposed to be.
I quickly put on my super-cape, and outside undies, and sprang into action. I sniffed the dinosaur lizard thing monst-ah dead, and then I was taken to court on Gamera World, and accused of murder. I told them Gamera was an animal, and trying to kill Mr. T! So then they accused me of animal abuse!
I then realized I was dreaming! I woke up, got out of bed, and got a cool glass of Oat-Milk. Dunno what that is? Here's the recipe!
*1 Pint of Milk
*3 Cups of Oatmeal
*1 Economy-Sized Toaster
-1. Pour oatmeal into pint of milk.
-2. Stir till golden brown.
-3. Pour it toaster.
-4. Drink until thirst is quenched, or puking occurs.
There-ya go! But then, as the first bubble of chunks started coming up my throat, I realized I had been wearing my Virtual Reality Helmet again! I took it off, but it was too late. As I did, I puked all over the floor in real life, and got my friend Jazmire to clean it up for me. I think Gamera might have helped, too. Dunno.
And, to bid you adu, I sing to you the Buzdekastanopia National Anthem:
"Oh, Buzdekastanopia,
I have to finish writing this song!"
I shot the sheriff, but I didn't if you're gonna bring me to court about it.
GUESS WHAT I LIKE! I love, and not just like, chocolate milk! It's so scrumptious! I like the Nestle kind. Or, as those French people would say "Nëstlé". A-Har har har har har!
Now, for a little story.
Yesterday, I was walking down the street, back at the ranch, in a building, when I saw my friend Jazmire. I said "Hey, Jazmire!" He said "Ho, Jazmire!" And suddenly, the band "Naughty By Nature" popped up at started singing!
Hip Hop Hooray!
Ho! Hey! Ho!
Hey! Ho! Hey!
Hip Hop Hooray!
And then I asked for their autographs, but to my surprise, they disappeared! Then, Gamera popped out of the ground, and started eating Mr. T's head, which was ten times larger than it was supposed to be.
I quickly put on my super-cape, and outside undies, and sprang into action. I sniffed the dinosaur lizard thing monst-ah dead, and then I was taken to court on Gamera World, and accused of murder. I told them Gamera was an animal, and trying to kill Mr. T! So then they accused me of animal abuse!
I then realized I was dreaming! I woke up, got out of bed, and got a cool glass of Oat-Milk. Dunno what that is? Here's the recipe!
*1 Pint of Milk
*3 Cups of Oatmeal
*1 Economy-Sized Toaster
-1. Pour oatmeal into pint of milk.
-2. Stir till golden brown.
-3. Pour it toaster.
-4. Drink until thirst is quenched, or puking occurs.
There-ya go! But then, as the first bubble of chunks started coming up my throat, I realized I had been wearing my Virtual Reality Helmet again! I took it off, but it was too late. As I did, I puked all over the floor in real life, and got my friend Jazmire to clean it up for me. I think Gamera might have helped, too. Dunno.
And, to bid you adu, I sing to you the Buzdekastanopia National Anthem:
"Oh, Buzdekastanopia,
I have to finish writing this song!"
I shot the sheriff, but I didn't if you're gonna bring me to court about it.
Friday, June 23, 2006
"Fresh Out of Whooping Cranes!"
Hey, there. Cousin Buttah has a friend named All, or Ali, or Alley, or Ally, or just A. I dunno. But anyway, apparently she reads ma-blog often, so here's another shout-out to her! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP! Oink.
I have a myspace.com/tbuttah! Yay! I also have transbuttah.ytmnd.com! Yay! Checkem' out!
Agh! I cut meslef shaving! Agh! Agh! AAAARRGGGH!
But, my Cousin Buttah has added one! Checkit out on Urban Dictionary.
Hey, Alli, Ali, Alley, Ally, A! Why don't you ever post comments in response to my posts? Oh, eew. I just sneezed all over the keyboard. Back on topic, post some comments! You don't have to be a registered blogger in the Hall of Bloggress to post comments in mine, like you have to on Cousin Buttah's! (http://like-sunday.blogspot.com/)
Peace out to my...
OH WAIT! I forgot to tell y'all! I'm going on vacation to the outskirts of Buzdekastanopia soon, so I probably won't be able to post for a bit. Aboot a week!
Anywayz, Peace out to my fellow Grandmaster Flash fans. Everyone else, too bad.
I have a myspace.com/tbuttah! Yay! I also have transbuttah.ytmnd.com! Yay! Checkem' out!
Agh! I cut meslef shaving! Agh! Agh! AAAARRGGGH!
Lol. Thanks to TransBot, an old friend, or Baldwin-Mothra for that pic. Hopefully my feud with this local forum member named SaDistic has been resolved. He accused me of posting TransButtah Urban Dictionary posts under his name, when I didn't. I hope we can still be dawgs.
But, my Cousin Buttah has added one! Checkit out on Urban Dictionary.
Hey, Alli, Ali, Alley, Ally, A! Why don't you ever post comments in response to my posts? Oh, eew. I just sneezed all over the keyboard. Back on topic, post some comments! You don't have to be a registered blogger in the Hall of Bloggress to post comments in mine, like you have to on Cousin Buttah's! (http://like-sunday.blogspot.com/)
Peace out to my...
OH WAIT! I forgot to tell y'all! I'm going on vacation to the outskirts of Buzdekastanopia soon, so I probably won't be able to post for a bit. Aboot a week!
Anywayz, Peace out to my fellow Grandmaster Flash fans. Everyone else, too bad.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
"You're Pitiful!"
Hey! Just wanted to say that Weird Al just released a free song on his website, weirdal.com! Go checkitout! It's awesome! It's a parody of "You're Beautiful"...It's "You're Pitiful!" WEIRD AL ROCKS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Sunday, June 18, 2006
"Believe me, Buttah Will Hurt You!"
Hey dawygs. Just a little shoutout to Cousin Buttah's friend, Ali. Sup, Ali? Here's my shoutout : RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
So, everyones, isn't rap awesome? Like, not the new stuff, the old stuff. Can't take no Coolio. I'm down with the Grandmaster! Flash, that is. You know, it's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonduh, how I keep from goin' undah! Yeah, man. Yeah.
As I'm writing this, I'm listenin' to "The Message". Yup. Yup. Yup.
That video had the worst special effects, another reason why it is awesome. Do you see that awexome gradient in the beginning?
It's fun to eat floppy disks.
Umm, no. No it's not. I lied. Sorry.
Hey! Atleast I don't tell kids to send me money!
What else to talk about...Anyone here watch "Pimp My Ride"? LOL, I'm just joshing you, or as those "refined British entreprenuer gentlemen" would say, I am just making a humurous gesture towards you!
My boss just told me that I'm employee of the month. It rox, because I'm assured a spot there every month, 'cuz I'm the boss.
What's that? What's that you say? What's my favorite Grandmaster Flash lyric? Well, I'd have to say It's the first few lines of The Message.
"Broken glass,
Everywhere!
People peein' on the streets,
Ya'now they just don't care!"
Very yes. When are they going to put a new StrongBad email up?
I feel bad for Warren Cuccurello, who was once in Duran Duran and Missing Persons. He's so awesome, he doesn't even know it!
I finally got the cords I need for my SEGA Master System and Genesis. My friend Jazmire thought they were burnt spaghettis, so he tried to eat them, but I stopped 'em!
Also a shotout to Cousin Buttah D, before I gave a shoutout to Cousin Buttah L and her friend.
Hey! What's your name? Do I know you?
So, everyones, isn't rap awesome? Like, not the new stuff, the old stuff. Can't take no Coolio. I'm down with the Grandmaster! Flash, that is. You know, it's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonduh, how I keep from goin' undah! Yeah, man. Yeah.
As I'm writing this, I'm listenin' to "The Message". Yup. Yup. Yup.
That video had the worst special effects, another reason why it is awesome. Do you see that awexome gradient in the beginning?
It's fun to eat floppy disks.
Umm, no. No it's not. I lied. Sorry.
Hey! Atleast I don't tell kids to send me money!
What else to talk about...Anyone here watch "Pimp My Ride"? LOL, I'm just joshing you, or as those "refined British entreprenuer gentlemen" would say, I am just making a humurous gesture towards you!
My boss just told me that I'm employee of the month. It rox, because I'm assured a spot there every month, 'cuz I'm the boss.
What's that? What's that you say? What's my favorite Grandmaster Flash lyric? Well, I'd have to say It's the first few lines of The Message.
"Broken glass,
Everywhere!
People peein' on the streets,
Ya'now they just don't care!"
Very yes. When are they going to put a new StrongBad email up?
I feel bad for Warren Cuccurello, who was once in Duran Duran and Missing Persons. He's so awesome, he doesn't even know it!
I finally got the cords I need for my SEGA Master System and Genesis. My friend Jazmire thought they were burnt spaghettis, so he tried to eat them, but I stopped 'em!
Also a shotout to Cousin Buttah D, before I gave a shoutout to Cousin Buttah L and her friend.
Hey! What's your name? Do I know you?
Friday, June 16, 2006
"Why, Buttah? WHY!?!"
Hey, friends! Recently my other friends over at the Sega8Bit forum decided to draw a picture of me! Checkit out!
Teeheehee! Thanks to chaoticjelly, the creator of it!
Teeheehee! Thanks to chaoticjelly, the creator of it!
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
"Dearest Jerome Timothy,"
Dearest Jerome Timothy,
I was wondering when you are going to send me that bottle of soda pop you promised me. Dost thou remember our little game of snooker? Of course, you do, old chap! You have the finest memory in the whole country of Buzdekastanopia! That's why you remember that my birthday is in two days...Right? You remember my birthday! Anywho, I was just sending you this telogramaphone message to request my soda pop to be that new "Root Beer" flavor that all the entreupenuers keep collamering aboot. Yes, oh yes. I am sure to be a hit with the ladies, now! They will be all over Jazmire Fortran Buntcake the IV! Oh, yes. Maybe even very yes. I am sure to be "cool" as the modern youngsters say. And to all Jerome Timothy's greatest fans out there, I say howdy-doo and Tyler, too! Oh, ho ho. I just find so much fun in taking current campaign slogans and changing them into modern greetings with which to have shenanigans. Oh, ho ho ho. Come come, laugh with me old boy...Harhar! Boy, it sure is taking me a long time to send this telygrompyhone, erm, excuse me, chap. There seems to be no eraser on this outrageous device. Pity, true pirt, what what. I must call the designers and show them their errors and flaws! So, until next time, Mr. Buttah, I bid you adu and farewell. I am off! Oh, and PS, I wish thee best of luck with thy hemoroids. Dearest Mother Butter has some creme she bids me to giveth thee!
This was the letter my friend Jazmire sent to me. How am I supposed to respond to this? Hmm...
Dearest Jazmire Fortran,
I believe that it was I, and not you, foolish weasel, that won the stupid card game we had on Tuesday. It wasn't snooker we were playing! IT WAS POKER! Gosh, you are so stupid sometimes. At least I know how to speyll! There were a millyon spellying errors in your letter! Flaws is spelled flawys. DUH! Oh, but since it's your birthday, homie, I'll be a little more respectful to you. I will buy you your soda. But root beer? COME ON! That's like the rarest delicacy in Buzdekastanopia! Where am I supposed to find that? Oh, wait. I forgot. I'm king of Buzdekastanopia. Well, then you should be getting me it! BOW DOWN! GIVITH ME 2 KAPUTNIKS TO WHICH I CAN BUY WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED. It will be perfectly right and a Christmas delight. Oh, how TransButtah loves that movie. Jack Frost rocks. Or as you would say, is worthy of its own vaudeville! Punk...
I was wondering when you are going to send me that bottle of soda pop you promised me. Dost thou remember our little game of snooker? Of course, you do, old chap! You have the finest memory in the whole country of Buzdekastanopia! That's why you remember that my birthday is in two days...Right? You remember my birthday! Anywho, I was just sending you this telogramaphone message to request my soda pop to be that new "Root Beer" flavor that all the entreupenuers keep collamering aboot. Yes, oh yes. I am sure to be a hit with the ladies, now! They will be all over Jazmire Fortran Buntcake the IV! Oh, yes. Maybe even very yes. I am sure to be "cool" as the modern youngsters say. And to all Jerome Timothy's greatest fans out there, I say howdy-doo and Tyler, too! Oh, ho ho. I just find so much fun in taking current campaign slogans and changing them into modern greetings with which to have shenanigans. Oh, ho ho ho. Come come, laugh with me old boy...Harhar! Boy, it sure is taking me a long time to send this telygrompyhone, erm, excuse me, chap. There seems to be no eraser on this outrageous device. Pity, true pirt, what what. I must call the designers and show them their errors and flaws! So, until next time, Mr. Buttah, I bid you adu and farewell. I am off! Oh, and PS, I wish thee best of luck with thy hemoroids. Dearest Mother Butter has some creme she bids me to giveth thee!
Sincerely with great gratitude and a day of birth in two nights,
Jazmire Fortran Buntcake IV
This was the letter my friend Jazmire sent to me. How am I supposed to respond to this? Hmm...
Dearest Jazmire Fortran,
I believe that it was I, and not you, foolish weasel, that won the stupid card game we had on Tuesday. It wasn't snooker we were playing! IT WAS POKER! Gosh, you are so stupid sometimes. At least I know how to speyll! There were a millyon spellying errors in your letter! Flaws is spelled flawys. DUH! Oh, but since it's your birthday, homie, I'll be a little more respectful to you. I will buy you your soda. But root beer? COME ON! That's like the rarest delicacy in Buzdekastanopia! Where am I supposed to find that? Oh, wait. I forgot. I'm king of Buzdekastanopia. Well, then you should be getting me it! BOW DOWN! GIVITH ME 2 KAPUTNIKS TO WHICH I CAN BUY WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED. It will be perfectly right and a Christmas delight. Oh, how TransButtah loves that movie. Jack Frost rocks. Or as you would say, is worthy of its own vaudeville! Punk...
Peace and love from Buzdekastanopia's king,
You're not getting any root beer from me,
Maybe a cream soda,
Jerome Timothy Buttah
AKA
Trans Buttah
Sunday, June 04, 2006
"O, Tanuki, Tanuki, How Big It Is!"
Hey dawgs. I want you, yes you, to find out what this famous Japanese song means in English!
Tan Tan Tanuki no kintama wa
Kaze mo nai no ni
Bura bura bura
HAHAHA! Only I know what it means. I might, just might, post what it means later!
Saturday, June 03, 2006
"Thatsa-da-spicy-da-meatball!"
Hey friends! Just wanted to say I added two new links to the right of this post.
1. A place where you might be able to get free money!
2. I updated the about page with a link to another one of my failed attempts at a site!
Peace peace peace! LOL!
Oh, and just so you know, I will never pretened to be someone almost exactly like Mario Mario or Luigi Mario!
1. A place where you might be able to get free money!
2. I updated the about page with a link to another one of my failed attempts at a site!
Peace peace peace! LOL!
Oh, and just so you know, I will never pretened to be someone almost exactly like Mario Mario or Luigi Mario!
Friday, June 02, 2006
"Awllah D Abuv!"
Hey there! Just wanted to say I added the new BBBR! Buttah Band Bonanza Recipient! DUH DUH DUUUUUUH! BIG CITY ROCK! I love their song "All of the Above"...Fallin' in love! LOL! Later, I will see you.
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