The Magical Blog of The TransButtah: "A Showdown! Don't Try to Lie!"

Hey, friendlies! Check out what I found on Chuck Norris' website!

All too often the noble actions and heroic deeds of children go unrewarded. With this in mind, Chucknorris.com has developed the Incredible Kids Program. This program will highlight the outstanding work and sacrifice put forth by the youth of today. We are searching for examples of heroic actions, public service, or good citizenship.We are asking children up to 18 years of age, to write us and share their experiences.Chuck would like to personally thank each and every child for the letters they write, their thoughts, prayers, and stories of courage."Letter to the Kids" It has been brought to our attention that by choosing one letter a month for a "Letter Winner" that some of you may feel that Mr. Norris is not proud of you for the good things that you have accomplished. He is proud of all of you and wants you all to keep a positive direction in your lives. We will not be picking a monthly winner as we have in the past, but we will post your letters with your parents approval. We want to hear from all of you and all of you are very important to us!

Okay. That's just creepy. "Don't feel bad. Chuck Norris still loves you!" I mean, I have nothing against the Chuck-ster, in fact I love him dearly, but that is kinda weird, don't-cha think?

Now, Mr. T is awesome, too!

Okay, wait. I take that back. Mr. T is cooler than awesome. In fact, he has to have his own word to describe just how cool he really is. And that word is "BLINGADALICIOUSFABULATORYEXTRAORDINARY!" Yup. He's blingadaliciousfabulatoryextraordinary. You can't deny it!

Now, Hasselhoff. He is also cool, in the neighboring school. Check this video out.