The Magical Blog of The TransButtah: July 2006

Monday, July 31, 2006

"Pictures of ME!"

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"The Funny Walrus Show!"

With your host, TRAAAAAAAAAAANS BUTTAAAAAAAAAAH!

Hi, I'm TransButtah. And I'm here to tell you the best words ever. Because a winnar is me!

Defraggle
Poppycock
Diddlysquat
Fuzz
Spork
Googly
Goop
Spelunk
Titicaca (I don't get this one, Google Images doesn't bring up anything funny!)
Butkus
Bork

Yeah, a few aren't real words (see numbers 1 through 11), but they rock. Like a hurricane.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

"Rin Tin Tin, and a Bottle of Rum!"

First, here is my SEGA Master System collection....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/Games1.jpg

Then, here is the first picture of the Kersploschki 1.5....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/System1.jpg

And the second....
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k46/Trans_Buttah/System2.jpg

The TV is part of the system, and that is Duct Tape...It was included with the system in case the duct tape that came on it fell off....

Friday, July 21, 2006

Now, whatever happened to Joe Boxer? Oh, don't worry, they're still around. http://www.joeboxer.com/ Right there! But there's no dancing man! :-( Actually, the dancing man's name was Vaughn Lowery. The commercials are still listed on the site, but you don't see them on TV anymore!

Oh, my gosh! Do you know who that is? He was on SCRUBS! He's a model/actor. His homepage is http://www.aboutvaughn.com/!

We want more Joe Boxer commercials! LOL! :-( Those were some of the greatest commercials I've seen in a while!

Do you want to be the dancing man? Well, now you can! Go to http://games.blitzagency.com/games/KMJB/KMJB.html for one of the coolest games ever! WOOHOO!

"One List to Rule Them ALL!"

Wanna find out if someone on the internet is REALLY REALLY ME? Or are they just an imposter? http://tbuttah.bravehost.com/Places.html! That's where you can find all the places the TransButtah's officially been! Check it out!

Thursday, July 20, 2006

"It Bounces, It Pounces, It Gets The Job Done!"

Hey, friends!

Over at the Sega8Bit forum, I was chit-chat-pitter-pattin' with ma peeps! I was explaining to them that in Buzdekastanopia, the SEGA Master System was released as a "The Amazing Kersploschki Video Entertainment Gaming Fun System!" There were five models. Let's begin...

1. The Amazing Kersploschki Video Entertainment Gaming Fun System! - This model was basically a computer with a paper plate super-glued to the top. It had a sticker that said "Kersploschki" on it, but that's about it.... It couldn't even play SEGA games! It included a cupholder, though, and there was a pair o' fuzzy dice! The original retail price was about 3,000,000 Buzdekastanopia Coins...So after using intense study...It's about...Hmm...1,000,000,000 Euros.

2. The Kersploschki 1.5 - A sequal! Oh, joy! Thankfully, this one actually plays games. I'll post a picture, soon. This was bigger than the first model, though, so I have no clue why they made it. The price? 5,000,000,000 Euros.

3. Super Kersploschki Strikes Back! - Okay. This was a microwave with a motherboard of a SEGA inside, and the cartridge slot underneath it. Came with a warning saying "DO NOT PLUG THE WHITE CORD IN". That was the cord to the original microwave. This was the "compact" version, so it was cheaper. Only 500,000,000 Euros.

4. Mega Kersploschki + 10!?! - Okay. By now, they should have discontinued these things. This was their "MEGA" console, which was the Kersploschki 1.5, but with a bigger screen, and a "MicroTechnology Little Video KreditKarte", which actually meant "Credit Card" in German. They're geniouses over at Kersploschki Labs! This could play those little SEGA cards. It often bent them, though. Retail price : a mere 10,000,000,000 Euros!

5. MicroKersploschki 4.5 + Q?!? - No clue what the title meant. Apparently, it came with a sticker that says "Q = 0.5...Which means fun!" Please, don't! This was a "handheld" Kersploschki, that could only play cartridges. In other words, a GameBoy with a Kersploschki 1.5 attached...Retail price is...(Drum Roll, Please!)...2 Euros! That's right! Apparently, these were made from parts salvaged from a dumpster, so there you go!

"Meez the Man's Now's, Dawg!"

Hey! Just thought I might add that at http://meez.com/transbuttah, you can find my Meez profile. I'm not really 30, I'm like 3 times that, but I entered a random age.

And over at http://transbuttah.ytmnd.com/, you can find my You're the Man Now, Dawg page! Woohoo + Yay = Wooyay!

Over at http://waxhoff.com/, you can find the coolest game in the whole universe. Everyone definately needs to check it out.

Great news, everybody! I just bought a Mr. T poster for my castle/basement! It's one of him lookin' all tough-like!

Anywayz, that is pretty much it until about maybe four hours from now. Diddlysquats defraggled my hard disk!

Friday, July 14, 2006

"Random 3 - I G00gled y0ur n4mez0rz!"

Welcome to crap place part three. My favorite color is apple.

Let us begin. Here is the, are the, were the top 15 Google searches, according to me.

There you have it. I still wanna know where my spaghetti is. Those cops still haven't found it!

"A Winner is Buttah!"

Hmmm...I wonder what it would be like if TransButtah were in Punch-Out...

Oh. There we go. It kinda looks like I gotta pee, though.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

"WaCu WaCu Doo Doo Yah!"

Saturday, July 08, 2006

"Random Crap Stuffs - Part 2 - This Time, No YouTube Will Remain!"

Here is Part 2. This time, it's all about the top 10 videos on YouTube, in no particular order. So let's gooo!

1. Crispy Critters Commercial - This is the scariest cereal commercial I've ever seen. Okay, so they took animal crackers, and put them in a bowl, and covered them in milk. What crap is that? If I want animal crackers, I'll buy them myself! And then that stupid puppet comes on screen, singing. Just what I needed. And where in the video does he wear that hat? What is that thing? He's like a budget Muppet! Then that rubbing up against the kid at the end of the commercial would make any parent scared. Oh, and don't forget he's followed by a bunch of talking animals that look like crap. But then the kid comes in screen! "It's inbubely delijhous!" Oh, man. Could they atleast get a kid who can talk? They could have gotten Bette Midler to do it better!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bmIKrU2jQU

2. The Legend of Zelda Commercial - Oh, good crap. What is that like the third time that I've said crap in this whole thing, and I'm only on number two? I've gotta stop. Anywayz, this was an old Zelda commercial by Nintendo that I posted recently on here. It's horrible. Just watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoXb7PIJYmA

3. The Legend of Zelda Commercial - Oh, come on, Nintendo! Another horrible commercial? Please! This one even got banned from TV! Atleast that's what I heard. Well, two kids, a nerd and a punk, are sitting on a couch reading "Nintendo's Newsletter", when the geek shows the punk screens of Zelda, and the punk acts like a weirdo. The geek says they can play it on his new Nintendo Entertainment System, that's right. Not a NES. The full name. Oh, and his NES has black buttons, which you probably can't find on any public NES. Oh, crap. Then the punk starts rapping about how great it is, and mispronounces Ganon's name. And then at the end, the geek starts making weird human beatbox noises. Oh, and don't forget "Your parents help hook it up!" I guess American kids aren't smart enough to plug two wires in a TV?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maj1laI5HD0

4. Hasselhoff - Hasselhoff is awesome. Just so awesome, the whole search gets a slot. His music videos are the coolest. My two personal favorites are "Secret Agent Man" and "Hooked on a Feeling". Please, Hoff, bring us more, more, I say!
http://youtube.com/results?search=Hasselhoff&search_type=search_videos

5. Mr. T's New Adventure - So, this was from SNL or MTV, or something. But it just makes Mr.T look cooler! Stay in sleep, don't do greens, eat your school, and get eight hours of drugs each night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgGymq2CVbo

6. Monster in a Wheelchair - Monster in a wheelchair! Monster in a wheelchair! If we run up these stairs, I bet we'll be safe, from the monster in a wheelchair! Just watch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi-XH6sTuAU

7. Marc Summers Pretends to be Arsenio Hall - Why, Marc? WHY!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hY_IdBuuXY

8. Jesus Will Survive - Not quite Jesus Christ SuperStar. Jesus also gained about 100 pounds. Watch the peoples' faces as he prances by.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBeaHbE-Q2s

9. Clone High - Episodes of the show that got cancelled, because Ghandi has A.D.D on it.
http://youtube.com/results?search=Clone+High&search_type=search_videos

10. Stephen Colbert vs Commander Coconut - Someone apparently hates Stephen's ears. :-(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ-Gv2XQgS4

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

"P-P-P-Peahats!"

Oh...My...Alex Kidds...This was actually a commercial for Zelda for the NES back in the day. I think...I think that he's...He's my uncle! My uncle always acted like that...On Thanksgivin's - "T-T-T-TURKAY!"...On Christmas - "SANTAAAA! Where-Are-You?" Oh, man. That's hilarious...

But I think that the scariest thing is that he walks onto the camera making weird noises, before I even think he knows he's being filmed. Why did Nintendo use this guy?

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

"You're the Buttah, Now, Dawg!"

I'm the Buttah, now, dawg! TransButtah's the Man Now, Dog!

There's my "You're the Man, Now, Dawg!" page!

The funniest thing happened to me yesterday. I was heading down to the deli, WHEN A GIANT T-REX STARTED WALKING TOWARDS ME! Yah, they are native to Buzdekastanopia. Those guys over at Jurassic Park took all the dinosaurs and brought them here. Well, anywayz, it was heading right towards me! So, I ate its pharynx.* Yah. That's right. I ate its pharynx. It cried. I showed him who I was.**

*May not be true.
*He might have eaten one of my limbs.

Yeah. The pharynx tasted gross. I should-a chosen the larynx or trachea, but NOOOOO, I had to choose the pharynx.

TransButtah!!!!!!!!!!!!, and it's my blog, and keep in touch for my next random thing post - Part 2 - "This Time, The Return Will Perish!"

Monday, July 03, 2006

"Random Thoughts and Explanations - Part 1"

Welcome to the first post about random thoughts and explanations. Let us enter the weird zone.

If Hasselhoff ages, yet still talks to his watch for KITT to come, wouldn't KITT be old, too, and not be able to talk back?
KITT can't even talk.
Oh, wait. I was wrong. KITT is a car with a voice.
The Hoff is like Baywatch's Chuck Norris.
If the Hoff and Chuck Norris fought in a fight, who would win?
What if Elmo came in, too, and there were three contestants?
What if it was a tag team match, and Hasselhoff's partner was KITT, Chuck's was a giant bear with a bottle of vodka, and Elmo's was the cookie monster?
What if the cookie monster was slammed against the side of the ring by Hasselhoff, and a secret alliance was formed between him and the Texas Ranger, and Chuck round-house kicked cookie monster to the face until he started puking up all those cookies he ate along with his large intestine?
What if Elmo secretly had a different tag-team partner, and it was the Noid.
Why does the Noid always ruin peoples' pizza?
What if Chuck Norris and Hasselhoff had a feud during killing the cookie monster, and then were fighting?
What if the feud also consisted of Chrissy Snow from Three's Company?
What if Elmo, Cookie Monster, KITT, the Bear, Walker, and Hasselhoff battled it out until they could take no more, and Chrissy was the winner?
That would be weird.
But then Don Knotts came out of nowhere!
He forms an alliance with Chrissy.
They win, because no one else can fight!
And I have two more things for this segment, because each consists of twenty thoughts!
I have nothing else to say.
Oh, but I think I will tell you the secret of life.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

"Bold Italics are UGLY!"

OMG! I didn't know Boy George had a kids' show! Just so you know, he plays the one on the far left, I think he's purple? Yeah, with the big scary hair that looks like poo.

I didn't know Joe Peshci drove a bus now! Here's a better clip:

Let's get on a bus! It's on Disney Channel, so you know it's evil. It's called the "Scoodleboops" or something! They actually tour, I think.

Oh, wait, I lied. That's not Boy George, just another scary guy. Yeah, but that's Joe Peshci. Has to be.

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