Here is Part 2. This time, it's all about the top 10 videos on YouTube, in no particular order. So let's gooo!
1. Crispy Critters Commercial - This is the scariest cereal commercial I've ever seen. Okay, so they took animal crackers, and put them in a bowl, and covered them in milk. What crap is that? If I want animal crackers, I'll buy them myself! And then that stupid puppet comes on screen, singing. Just what I needed. And where in the video does he wear that hat? What is that thing? He's like a budget Muppet! Then that rubbing up against the kid at the end of the commercial would make any parent scared. Oh, and don't forget he's followed by a bunch of talking animals that look like crap. But then the kid comes in screen! "It's inbubely delijhous!" Oh, man. Could they atleast get a kid who can talk? They could have gotten Bette Midler to do it better!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bmIKrU2jQU
2. The Legend of Zelda Commercial - Oh, good crap. What is that like the third time that I've said crap in this whole thing, and I'm only on number two? I've gotta stop. Anywayz, this was an old Zelda commercial by Nintendo that I posted recently on here. It's horrible. Just watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoXb7PIJYmA
3. The Legend of Zelda Commercial - Oh, come on, Nintendo! Another horrible commercial? Please! This one even got banned from TV! Atleast that's what I heard. Well, two kids, a nerd and a punk, are sitting on a couch reading "Nintendo's Newsletter", when the geek shows the punk screens of Zelda, and the punk acts like a weirdo. The geek says they can play it on his new Nintendo Entertainment System, that's right. Not a NES. The full name. Oh, and his NES has black buttons, which you probably can't find on any public NES. Oh, crap. Then the punk starts rapping about how great it is, and mispronounces Ganon's name. And then at the end, the geek starts making weird human beatbox noises. Oh, and don't forget "Your parents help hook it up!" I guess American kids aren't smart enough to plug two wires in a TV?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maj1laI5HD0
4. Hasselhoff - Hasselhoff is awesome. Just so awesome, the whole search gets a slot. His music videos are the coolest. My two personal favorites are "Secret Agent Man" and "Hooked on a Feeling". Please, Hoff, bring us more, more, I say!
http://youtube.com/results?search=Hasselhoff&search_type=search_videos
5. Mr. T's New Adventure - So, this was from SNL or MTV, or something. But it just makes Mr.T look cooler! Stay in sleep, don't do greens, eat your school, and get eight hours of drugs each night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgGymq2CVbo
6. Monster in a Wheelchair - Monster in a wheelchair! Monster in a wheelchair! If we run up these stairs, I bet we'll be safe, from the monster in a wheelchair! Just watch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi-XH6sTuAU
7. Marc Summers Pretends to be Arsenio Hall - Why, Marc? WHY!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hY_IdBuuXY
8. Jesus Will Survive - Not quite Jesus Christ SuperStar. Jesus also gained about 100 pounds. Watch the peoples' faces as he prances by.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBeaHbE-Q2s
9. Clone High - Episodes of the show that got cancelled, because Ghandi has A.D.D on it.
http://youtube.com/results?search=Clone+High&search_type=search_videos
10. Stephen Colbert vs Commander Coconut - Someone apparently hates Stephen's ears. :-(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ-Gv2XQgS4
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