Sunday, May 20, 2007

"And Now I'm Back from Outer Space!"

That's right! Summer's coming, and the TransButtah is back and better than ever! That means a lot more blog posts! Wootith wootith! Booyah skeedadee! Vroom vroom!

Now, before I begin, I would like you all to watch this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BxWKIXIyL1g

It's like god on steroids. But with a banana. Also watch this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KKTDRqQtPO8

LOL! I lovezorz that song! WHITE CHICKS AND GANG SIGNS! G-G-G-GANG SIGNS!

Okay, so my brother and my homies over at the Sega8Bit forum say that Gary the Banana is not funny. How can they do this? It's like a sin to not love Gary! I memorized all the words.

So the real reason I'm back is because I finally got my computer back from that evil demon lemon duck that came in one night and stole my house.

It kinda went like this. I'm sleeping all snug in my bed, with visions of rat cakes dancing in my head, when all of a sudden to my surprise, an evil duck staring at my from my window, did arise. He squirted some lemon juice in my face, and then we decided to have a crab walking race. Then the duck died. Then woke up from a slumber. Then stabbed me. And then stole my computer. After racing around the world, I finally caught up with him, and pulled his ears off his head. I got my laptop back!

So that's ma storay. Oh, and I saw Shrek the Third yestadia! It was prooty gewd. The second one was better in ma opini-onion, though.

So, I better get back to shaving my back hair. Away, hi-ho-Silver, ride!

Yngwie Malsteen rules your life.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

"BECAUSE IT'S MIDNITE!"

Howdy! Limozeen has to be the coolest band in the world. And if you don't know who they are, just...just go lock yourself in a closet before someone else does it for you!


Tuesday, January 09, 2007

"I Think I Forgot How to Poop!"

How do you like the blog's new look? I like it! Pretty cool, ain't it? Now you can access all the blog posts from the sidebar!

Doesn't look like anyone posted any comments...I guess I'm hated.

Doesn't the guy from Urban Dance Squad sound like Kermit the Frog? I think so. It's a cool song, though. There have been some really weird singers in the world...Like Fred Schneider, and almost every metal singer. Strangely, I like them all. I am listening to "Deeper Shade of Soul" right now!

Well, I guess gotta go now. The garbage man's gonna come around any time, and I gotta go scare him, then hide in the back of his truck!

Monday, January 08, 2007

"I say, Squire! Where Art My Peaches and Cream?"

Hello, again. My name is the wonderful, wonderful, and oh so hansom TransButtah.

Hey, I forgot to tell you all! The nice folks over at SEGA8Bit dot com just gave me a free email address! It's TransButtah@@Sega8Bit.(com). I added all those weird things (the other @ and the (com), for all you people who are stupid!) so that spammers don't find me address! TransButtah rules! O'Doyle rules! I rule!

I wish I were popular. :-( I feel like nobody reads this blog! You know what? If you read this blog, post a comment on this post! Woohoo!

Hey, I wonder what happened to my RuneScape account. It's probably still there. They never get around to deleting accounts over at JaGex, or whatever the name of the company is that includes two guys who haven't showered in weeks living in their moms' basements, on their Linux-powered Mac Vistas, eating donuts and krumpets all day!

Speaking of donuts and krumpets, have any of you had Dunkin' Donuts' new white hot chocolate? Lemme tell ya, that stuff is gooooood! It's so good, I would probably pay that crazy old guy who lives in the alleyway next to your uncle's apartment, just for a cup! You know, the one who the cops are always keeping an eye on because they suspect him of selling drugs, yet he keeps saying it's parsley. Yeah, him. And his dog, too, you know, the smelly one.

You know, I just read on Yahoo! that the white hot chocolate comes with whip'ped creme! I didn't get none!

Ever have chocolate whipped creme? That stuff is chocolatastic! Oh, and now Dunkin' Donuts has cookies, too. I gotsta try one of those, too. I really like their Boston Creme donuts, and the marble frosted, too. Yum yum, too. Why am I adding "too" to the end of everything, too?

Well, I gotta go complain to that fat lady who makes the donuts at Dunkin' Donuts. You know, Rita! Fat ladies names are always Rita. That's why most of Kentucky is populated by people named Rita. I'm off!

Peace, and don't forget to make the donuts! And cookies, now, too. And white hot chocolate.

Monday, January 01, 2007

"Mmm...Mmm...Ratlicious!!!"

Yummy!
Mmm...Fresh from the oven! Who wants rat cakes? I actually made this one for my TransBrutha, at the request of Krooper13 on the Sega8Bit forum. Maybe I'll make him one, too!

Yeah, we got the Sega Master System working. Turns out we were using the wrong power cord. We were using the NES'! Whoduthunk?!?

So we also finally beat the dragon in the second maze of Golden Axe Warrior. You know, SEGA's Zelda rip-off! To get some help, I called Stan Stepanic with the magic Stepanland Call of Staniel! Here's pretty much how it went:

I scream "STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN STEPAAAAAAAAAAANIC!" He didn't show up. Perhaps I should have used the call of the old-world Stepanland order : "Stanthias Stepenix!" Maybe he would have come then.

"Where's a Loser with a Devil's Haircut At, Baby?"

Happy New Yearz! The guy from yesterday is kinda sick, now.

As you can see, I cleverly combined several Beck songs into one in the title of this post. Pure genious!