"I say, Squire! Where Art My Peaches and Cream?"

Hello, again. My name is the wonderful, wonderful, and oh so hansom TransButtah.

Hey, I forgot to tell you all! The nice folks over at SEGA8Bit dot com just gave me a free email address! It's TransButtah@@Sega8Bit.(com). I added all those weird things (the other @ and the (com), for all you people who are stupid!) so that spammers don't find me address! TransButtah rules! O'Doyle rules! I rule!

I wish I were popular. :-( I feel like nobody reads this blog! You know what? If you read this blog, post a comment on this post! Woohoo!

Hey, I wonder what happened to my RuneScape account. It's probably still there. They never get around to deleting accounts over at JaGex, or whatever the name of the company is that includes two guys who haven't showered in weeks living in their moms' basements, on their Linux-powered Mac Vistas, eating donuts and krumpets all day!

Speaking of donuts and krumpets, have any of you had Dunkin' Donuts' new white hot chocolate? Lemme tell ya, that stuff is gooooood! It's so good, I would probably pay that crazy old guy who lives in the alleyway next to your uncle's apartment, just for a cup! You know, the one who the cops are always keeping an eye on because they suspect him of selling drugs, yet he keeps saying it's parsley. Yeah, him. And his dog, too, you know, the smelly one.

You know, I just read on Yahoo! that the white hot chocolate comes with whip'ped creme! I didn't get none!

Ever have chocolate whipped creme? That stuff is chocolatastic! Oh, and now Dunkin' Donuts has cookies, too. I gotsta try one of those, too. I really like their Boston Creme donuts, and the marble frosted, too. Yum yum, too. Why am I adding "too" to the end of everything, too?

Well, I gotta go complain to that fat lady who makes the donuts at Dunkin' Donuts. You know, Rita! Fat ladies names are always Rita. That's why most of Kentucky is populated by people named Rita. I'm off!

Peace, and don't forget to make the donuts! And cookies, now, too. And white hot chocolate.