"Who Wants to be a Superhero in a Nutshell!!!"

Behold, my most favoritest show ever! Who Wants to be a Superhero, Stan Lee's latest, greatest, and most SUPER invention yet! And now, it is time for me to wrap what I have seen up in a nutshell, with chocolate on top, a cherry, and cool-whip.

Let's meet the characters...
Nitro G - He's awesome, he was voted off second, though. :-(
Major Victory - Ooh! Mr. Shiny Pants! Just a little quote from him! :-) He's the man...The superman!
Cell Phone Girl - She harnesses the powers of cell phones! SHE NEVER ROAMS!!!
Levity - He got voted off, sadly, because he said he was going to make action figures of himself. Who wouldn't!?
Creature - She harnesses the powers of creatures!!! :-) She also has a whip! :-)
Feedback - This guy better watch out. The Dark Enforcer said he's gonna get this guy!
Lemuria - No, she doesn't have the powers of lemures. She does have a shiny suit, though!
Fat Momma - She is the awesomest. She has donuts on her belt! AND A THEME SONG!
Iron Enforcer - This guy has one cool gun. It's a proton-plasma, with laser side cannons, and heat-seeking targets. I dunno. I made that part up.
Monkey Woman - She has monkey powers, but sadly revealed her identity as an actress.
Tyveculus - WHAT IS THIS TREACHERY? I feel bad for him though, because he didn't get a real costume change! Can anyone spell "unfair"? U-N-F-A-I-R!
Rotiart - Rotiart backwards is TRAITOR!
Stan Lee - Creator of the show. He keeps an eye on the superheroes.
Dark Enforcer - MWAHAHA! We'll get to him later...

But first, Fat Momma's theme song!

So let's learn a bit about the show. The contestants go through challenges, and Stan eliminates the ones who lose. Here's a bit more...The winner will get a comic book and SciFi Channel Movie. Oh, and notice how Major Victory dances...

BY THE SOURCE OF LIGHT! I AM TYVECULUS!

First Episode - Rotiart is sent as a spy for Stan, and finds out about Levity making action figures when all the superheroes arrive. Stan makes him leave. :-( So soon! Then, the superheroes first challenge is to run as fast as they can through this shopping center thing. Secretly, without telling the contestants, Stan puts a crying little girl who lost her mom in the middle of the course. Almost all of the superheroes run past her, but she was the real test. So Nitro G gets voted off.

And now I don't feel like writing anymore. So...Oh, well.